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beartrapgirl

just got detective euphoria, holy shit. i get it now

beartrapgirl

ok does anyone know what the fuck this means?

does anyone else know what "detective euphoria" is?

i know, of course

im just realizing this sounds absurd

ashes2caches

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

eightyonekilograms

There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]

griffonatrix

just got detective euphoria, holy shit. i get it now

tsarina-anadyomene

we should mandate industrial themed nonbinary names to balance out all of the people naming themselves after trees. throw Anvil into the mix

i love how much people tend to read into "do you like to smile?" an asinine question, strange, with obvious answer, and yet? there is beauty in the nuiance that unfolds with each answer. even when it isn't investigated further, the refusal to elaborate is elaboration itself. if it is seen as worth of a response, if it isn't, if the response is warranted yet not to the question itself but the situation surrounding it, there's so much information that bleeds through. and even when there isn't, there is joy present invariably. its always worth it. im normal right now

diamondeyes-deluxe

I work with kids and sometimes we have to do safety lessons with them about like, not telling strangers on the internet your home address or something. And sometimes the kids wont understand why, so you have to impart upon them that, well, some adults want to hurt children. And thats kind of difficult to do, because you have to beat around the bush, both because you dont want to scare them (while still making them understand how serious it is) and because you might lose your job if you explain it too straight forward.

Luckily, for some reason, the villain of one of the most popular franchises with children for the last 10 years happens to be a serial child murderer. So when a kid asks why they shouldnt trust strangers, instead of hand wringing and humhawing my answer out, I can just say "we dont always know when a strange adult has good intentions with children, or when they are William Afton."

spin-the-wheel-polls

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Remaining time: 4 days 15 hours

#Giant scissors #honestly #go in on a tailor gimmic?#Split it at the hinge obviously so it actually works #basic two sword fighting style #thimble gauntlets or helmet #seam ripper as a dagger sidearm maybe #tiny ass gnome. grow 10 sizes to become a hero #everything is just normal items that grew with you #problem is ranged options? throwing pins like darts or throwing daggers?#or just crossbow and shoot pins? thats better actually #but im getting far from the initial prompt aren't i?

all-pacas

do you ever find something that is so funny and you want to share it with everyone but it also requires 18 layers of context spanning things like. 90s anime. aviation history. europop. canada. in order to even remotely understand why it is so funny

#heh

what use is flesh but to be rent? implicit in our being are the instruments with which to do so. who am i to deny my purpose?

its nearly all i can do just to stay alive im going mad

what the fuck is this shit five pebbles laced my fucking karma flowers i swear to god this is not dark enlightenment at all what the fuck