KILL ME OR SHUT THE FUCK UP

Libby, male. undertale fanatic, though D:BH is currently giving me a run for my money. deltarune, danganronpa, i WILL be back for you. I will not be finishing my background thank you for asking.

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do you know how bad a game has to be, to be able to drop the latest release in a series and your ride-or-die fans collectively, unanimously agree that it’s really REALLY bad. like buggy and unfinished and the 1.0 update on base game was just not playable?

anyway good morning security breach fans

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my addams apple is protruding…. ouchie wowchie!!

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who the hell just gifted me a paid award on reddit. what do i do with this

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SPOILERS FOR SEASON 9 EP 2 RICK AND MORTY but

“ted’s” story really seems like a sort of parallel of what S1 rick was like when he first showed up. desperate, lost, angry and constantly lashing out, with more power in his hands that he can’t handle safely(and he put it there). i think what happened to ted, what with hunting down a smarter version of himself, finding him, essentially “winning”(more or less) the internal/physical battle he had with him, and then being so lost and confused and world truely broken in the aftermath that he cant help but push everyone away (physically and emotionally) that he swore to protect, is exactly what happened with his diane & rick prime, albeit a smaller, condensed scale.

and with the lashing out at morty but not actually wanting to hurt him but doing so anyway with his poor impulse control, was because morty was, whether he wanted it or not, intricately involved with the guy rick/ted was hunting and blaming.(goes for both ted/rick and rickC-137/rick-prime dynamic)

both rick variants know this but still couldn’t quite handle and seperate the irrational association, which is why he acts like that.

our rick seems to have made great progress with breaking that association, if how similar Ted’s interactions with morty were with rick in season 1 was compaired to now

also it was cool to see how little rick’s situation phased anyone compared to early seasons. like yeah they really built a tolerence (also nice to see the rick/morty dynamic outwardly addressed as unhealthy)

does any of this even make sense. im just rambling dont take me seriously

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eating kimchi for good gut health to battle out the hot chocolate of tummy ache. lactose intolerance can not stop this white boy!

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lactose intolerance might stop this white boy!

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eating kimchi for good gut health to battle out the hot chocolate of tummy ache. lactose intolerance can not stop this white boy!

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happy pride my awesome fags. remember this 2026 we need to band together and kill that guy

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i have a throat and i was like “oh im dehydrated” but its still here after drinking and i just realised it’s cause my voice is starting to drop. holy euphoria

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does anyone have the post going “tenna isnt a real dreemurr cause tenna is desperately clinging to life whereas any other self respecting dreemurr would have killed themself” or did i dream that

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one day you’ll have a warm soda, and you’ll think “i should put it in the freezer so it gets colder quicker”. That is the Devil talking

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how many days in a row would it take you to get mad at a close friend of yours for projectile vomiting in your lap

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what’s the limit on pigeons you can find in your house before you start questioning if maybe someone is putting them in there

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so how many mice can your cats drag inside in a row before it goes from “they are hunting slash neg” to “okay perhaps we have a rat problem”

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thinking about wearing a dress to my first T shot. they need to administer it in my ass so. easy access, right

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in honor of my friend's tolerance break

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sighs. i wish i had a mango right now

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just like 1 singular ripe mango

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i’d give insane sloppy toppy if someone brought me a mango

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hi i don't have a mango but i'm here

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i gave very clear instructions

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tomodachi life is a game designed to LOOK like a game made for kids, but the target audience was 100% older folks. like as a nintendo product they cant MARKET it as an adult game after giving it the same Nintendo Look(tm) that every other game they make for kids has, so they had to be low-key about it. but like they fully accounted for you writing “cock” in the prompt. “do you prefer a big ___ or a little ___” they know. they know what you’re going to write. and yeah, it was on purpose.