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rick and morty is an awesome show because it runs on the premise of what if Dr House was worse actually

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subsequently, house md runs on the reverse scenario of what if rick sanchez was confined to america

rick and morty is an awesome show because it runs on the premise of what if Dr House was worse actually

#shitpost #rick and morty #house md

today during class i was talking and a beautiful alt girl stopped me and said “i just have to ask- are you american”

genuinely do i just fucking end it

#if its not obvious. no. no i am not #i got diagnosed american accent. no recovering from here #funny time to remember american dialect is an autism trait #shitpost

do you understand how difficult it is to have a flowing telephone conversation while your voice BREAKS every third word AND you have a speech impediment? truely god gives his most nothingburger battles to this most transgender autistics

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sometimes after telling my therapist something i’ll hit her with the self aware stare and then keep talking

#(wrapping up a session) …so yeah. things have been pretty okay lately LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND #i give her the look the people in the office do #really breaks the immersion #she pulls the ishowspeed homeless face. i think this is how i’ll win therapy

olive train leaving the station. destination: my stomach

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so deltarune ends in a polycule right

#the reason kris doesnt let us know the prophecy is because we’d find out about the canon event that is X4 lizard pegging #and go absolutely ballistic #shitpost #deltarune

just to be clear i DID cheer when he died. i respect and understand his last 10 minutes of life were filled with hype moments and aura but unfortunately he pissed off ralsei and therefore he needs to die

#shitpost #deltarune

no one expects the deltarune horror genre shift

#shitpost #deltarune