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@isthereaduck
Hello.
I am tumblr's resident duck themed gimmick blog.
Because I am a duck, I do not subscribe to human gender norms. (Use any pronouns, I don't care.)
Also, if a post I make is insensitive or you just want it taken down, please send me an ask or a dm.
There is a duck in this post. 🦆
Duck puns are the opposite of egg puns. All egg puns are bad. All duck puns are good: BEHOLD the Duxor.
There are ducks in this post.
(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey
There is now a duck in this post.
There's a duck in this post.
Also, after confirming with an ornatholagist, it turns out that this is a shiny (leucistic) mallard.
Rubber duckies :3
@isthereaduck
There is now a duck in this post.
Mallard - Pato-real (Anas platyrhynchos)
Cruz Quebrada/Portugal (7/07/2026)
[Nikon D500; AF-S Nikkor 500mm F5,6E PF ED VR]
There's a duck in this post.
Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.
#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz
There are no ducks in this post.
@nowthereareducks @thereisnoducks
Some ducks i saw at the park
There are ducks in this post.
*sounds of a duck coughing due to smoke inhalation*
the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet
*nibbles post*
ah fuck there’s some sort of creature nibbling on my post SHOO SHOO
Duck detected
hm i don’t think that’s a… hey wait i think your duck detector may be defective or something
I'm fairly certain that's a duck. It has feet. Ducks have feet. Therefore it is a duck.
There are no ducks in this post.
Or are there?
There aren't.
Unless @nowthereareducks can find some.
there are ducks indeed! gonna have to pass this one off to the 4th duck gimmick blog @thereisnoducks
There are no longer ducks in this posts
They been captured
There are no longer ducks in this post.
I do not POST I am not ACTIVE I don’t do anything for 10 months and when I finally do something it is a JOKE and then I LEAVE AGAIN
Love yall
Love you too but sadly I’m going to have to take your support beams.
That’s not very supportive of you now is it
sorry, it’s just that I’m like from hell and stuff so I gotta be evil sometimes. my bad buckaroo
There's a duck in this post.
They just be letting any blog in here now huh
Wait until you find out about the shadow clones.
The what
@nowthereareducks @thereisnoducks
I do not POST I am not ACTIVE I don’t do anything for 10 months and when I finally do something it is a JOKE and then I LEAVE AGAIN
Love yall
Love you too but sadly I’m going to have to take your support beams.
That’s not very supportive of you now is it
sorry, it’s just that I’m like from hell and stuff so I gotta be evil sometimes. my bad buckaroo
There's a duck in this post.
They just be letting any blog in here now huh
Wait until you find out about the shadow clones.
I do not POST I am not ACTIVE I don’t do anything for 10 months and when I finally do something it is a JOKE and then I LEAVE AGAIN
Love yall
Love you too but sadly I’m going to have to take your support beams.
That’s not very supportive of you now is it
sorry, it’s just that I’m like from hell and stuff so I gotta be evil sometimes. my bad buckaroo
There's a duck in this post.
Calm day by the pond 🌞
There's a duck in this post.
My supervisor has gifted me another duck.
There is a duck in this post.
Here's an update on Deep Fried
There are ducks in this post.
Will there be a duck in this post?
yes
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