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I am FINALLY opening commissions once again after a long time of not doing so. I will be accepting payment through Ko-fi, Zelle, Venmo, and Cashapp.

If you are interested, message me here! Alternatively, message me on discord @ shriosmissingbicep or email me at [email protected]

I would much appreciate any reblogs C:

#commissions #commission info #art #fanart #my art

warningengine

sister-equalist

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat.

charlesoberonn

This pun is hilarious, but Victor Frankenstein would absolutely not fucking say that.

esthesiaart

Gale and Anders, disaster wizards duo: cat lovers? Check. In a toxic relationship with otherworldly entities? Check. At imminent risk of detonation? Check! Jokes aside, just a little way to combine my favourite game series!

depsidase

another option:

turning it into a windows 95 logo is also acceptable.

captain-lovelace-deactivated202

How do I tell people that sometimes if you turn your shipping brain off you can interact with media better

captain-lovelace-deactivated202

Like I hate to say it but if you can’t engage with any media without descending into full-on fandom-style shipping at the expense of the themes, characterization, non-romantic relationships, and general content of the work. You might need to take a step back from shipping and maybe fandom in general. (Also to the people in the notes of this post who are acting like I said shipping in general is terrible: What this post is saying is that if you interact with all media exclusively through a shipping lens you miss a lot of stuff. I’m not saying don’t ship things, I’m saying use your critical thinking skills.)

ianmalcolmptsd

“There’s more to media than romantic relationships” should not be a take which causes so much anger, and yet

pantwardowskimoved

isnt it cool how the brain is like a wet computer

pantwardowskimoved

my creepy monstrous henchmen agreeing with me

tomorrows-mayday

ladyshinga

Doctors should snark at each other more, be a bit mean. Not for no reason, mind you. But if five doctors blow me off about symptoms and doctor number six FINALLY runs actual tests and gets a diagnosis, I think it should be Doctor Six's right to call up the other five and tell them they're lazy pieces of shit. That should be socially encouraged. Those first five doctors clearly can't listen to patients, but maybe another doctor might finally get to them.

shutinthenutouse

tundrakatiebean

I have come up with a better metaphor than “you can’t pour from an empty cup” for burnout. You can’t boil an empty kettle. Pouring from an empty cup just gets you nowhere. Trying to boil an empty kettle can ruin the kettle, the stove, and burn down your house if you keep trying it.

ladyshinga

it's practically taboo to still talk about covid but god i wish we could acknowledge the worldwide trauma it's clearly still causing in people. like, it's flat out just. not "polite" to talk about how a mass deadly event might, JUST MIGHT, emotionally affect us a little bit. how an airborne invisible-to-the-eye thing can just BE anywhere now. how abandoned we still feel by our respective governments. how we've lost family, friends, either to death or misinformation and cults, which they cling to because they're ALSO afraid but often refuse to admit it because it'd mean admitting covid is real and ongoing. we just. can't talk about it i guess.