Bring me the nastiest freak

Tumblr is empty and all the devils are on Twitter. Pronouns: Any. Age: 30+. Horny for: Bad men. Nasty boys. Real stinkers.

[kvothes]

“does the left hand of darkness pass the bechdel test” the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

[steelplatedhearts]

there’s a local guy called the Sidewalk Astronomer who sets up outside the clubs downtown with a giant telescope and lets the drunk people walking by look at the stars. he’s my hero and he let me see the moon and Jupiter today

[aqua-regia009]

[favorite-steam-reviews]

[murmaii]

[bunny--manders]

I do not like any of the romantic situations La'an has been put in (she should be kissing Una!!!) but I cannot deny the delightful aura of classic fanfic Mary Sue that surrounds her. She fucked Kirk AND Spock. She has evil genes but everyone loves her because she's good actually. She does elaborate fight scenes without smudging her thick eyeliner. Her hair is so long and beautiful and glossy. Ok now she's wearing a cowboy outfit and she looks so cool and sexy.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

christopher nolan great gatsby where jay sits down by the pool before he’s shot and says “our roaring twenties are collapsing”

[apricops]

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

[littleskrib]

A young lad |20042026 - You want to see WIPs, exclusive content and artworks earlier? Consider supporting me on Patreon ✨

[breadandm]

somebody posted this Calvin and Hobbes strip and i cannot overstate just how topical this fuckin thing is

[wosp-reactivated]

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

[oneheadtoanother]

[doodlemuddle]

Hans doesn't stop talking when he's drunk 🙂‍↕️🍺

[tautline-hitch]

"lol who cares about historical accuracy i'm just here for porn" well first off those of us with historical accuracy fetishes

[paperplateprose]

not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch

[mammalianmammals]

Red Slender Loris (Loris tardigradus), family Lorisidae, endemic to Sri Lanka

ENDANGERED.

photograph by Ganganath & Dianie

[despazito]

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

occasionally, you will discover an artist who drew roughly 300 beautiful pictures of your favorite characters over the course of a month and then never touched them again. you must accept this as a gift.