āMy life would be boring as shitā getting bleeped to āmy life would be flat as a lakeā is still hilarious to me likeā¦ yāall literally couldāve just said hell instead of shit but no we had to turn into 70 year olds
Hello tumblr long time no see sorry my brain has decided that now Iām obsessed with falsettos/BOM/Andrew Rannells and, while itās always fun to get a new hyperfixation, it is less fun when itās something that the general public stopped caring about like 5 years ago
Klaine is a gay ship for straights tho, like their entire story mainly appealed to straight people during the showās peak when the fandom had the most people. Thatās not saying they have no queer fans, but the majority were straight and thatās the whole meaning of the term. Most of their fans now are queer, but the active fandom is also maybe 100 people, so it doesnāt make the term inaccurate. Most queer people, especially mlm, just hated Klaineš¤·š¾āāļø
No but to be fair I get what you mean, I wasnāt around when it was at its most popular so I canāt speak to what it was like then, but I donāt appreciate it being called that now, so Iād rather not see it or interact with that idea if thatās cool.
Guys Iām neck deep in a BOM hyperfixation I hate to admit it but itās true and I am now going to force you all to listen to me talk about it in relation to mormon klaine
Tan Hands and Tan Lines Sophisticated Word Challenge 2021: petulant
Words: ~1500 words
Rating: Teen and up
Summary: Blaine doesnāt want to share the Gospel with Chandler.
Iām belatedly going through the prompts for The Tan Hands and Tan Lines Summer Event 2021 to flesh out my Mormon!Klaine universe. This one takes place after Wordplay (my most recent post) and before Cedars of Lebanon (which Iāve moved up in the chronology).
My Mormon!Klaine Masterpost.
Notes: A filler ficlet. Schwester Rose is Marley Rose and FrƤulein Pilzburg is Emma Pillsbury. If you have any questions or typo corrections, feel free to use my ask box!
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Elder Hummel was at the kitchen table, lining up his pens and highlighters in a neat row in preparation for their planning meeting, when Blaineās phone buzzed. He smiled to see Schwester Roseās name on his screen.
āThe sisters say theyād love to help FrƤulein Pilzburg to move.ā Blaine sat down next to Elder Hummel and held up the phone so he could see the screen.
āGood,ā Elder Hummel said, but he didnāt smile. He pursed his lips in a businesslike manner. āWeāve already ticked one thing off our meeting agenda. Now we just need to set up a time. Elder Anderson, would you lead us in prayer before we start?ā
Blaine did. Elder Hummel thanked him and opened the two-ring binder where all the notes for investigators past and present in this part of Ingolstadt were kept. His businesslike demeanor vanished. He broke into a grin. Light seemed to dance in his eyes like sunlight off rustling green leaves. āAh! Chandler Kiehl. Letās start with him. What are your thoughts on how we should approach our first lesson with him, Elder Anderson?ā
Tan Hands and Tan Lines SmuttySmooty Word Challenge 2021:Ā edge
Words: ~2800 words
Rating: Teen and up
Summary: The missionaries get a surprise investigator. Kurt gets a surprise flirtation.
Iām belatedly going through the prompts for The Tan Hands and Tan Lines Summer Event 2021 to flesh out my Mormon!Klaine universe. This one takes place the day after Trying to Love and before Strong When Youāre Beside Me.
My Mormon!Klaine Masterpost.
Notes: Thank you to @wendypetersnevergrowsup for supplying me with German puns and pickup lines! As always, I welcome questions, typo identification, and encouragement.
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āElder Anderson! Elder Anderson!ā Kurt really didnāt need to be yelling for his companionās attention. He was only a few feet away, heating water for couscous at the kitchen stove and singing Friend Like Me from Aladdin to himself. But Kurt couldnāt help it. This was beyond exciting. It was close to miraculous.
Elder Anderson gave Kurt an amused smile. āYouāre so cute when youāre excited about something, did you know that?ā
Kurt felt heat rise to his face. He wasnāt sure how to take that. Elder Anderson said the strangest things sometimes. āDonāt belittle me. This is important.ā
Elder Andersonās eyebrows furrowed in confusion. āBelittle? I wasnāt trying toā¦ Nevermind. What is it? Tell me.ā
Kurt hopped up from the kitchen table and waltzed over to his companion. āThe woman. In the bathrobe. Who you wanted to undress?ā
Tan Hands and Tan Lines SmuttySmooty Word Challenge 2021: wiggle
Words: ~500 words
Rating: Teen and up
Summary: Kurt frets about what to wear. (Or, Kurtās reaction to Chandlerās flirtations in the sheet music store.)
Iām belatedly going through the prompts for The Tan Hands and Tan Lines Summer Event 2021 to flesh out my Mormon!Klaine universe. This one takes place the day after Canāt Be Torn Apart, and right before BoundariesĀ andĀ Modes of Transportation.
My Mormon!Klaine Masterpost.
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Kurt stood in front of the mirror. Heād taken his tie off for dinner and didnāt want to put it back on. He stared at it, draped around his neck but not tied, and wiggled the ends of it in a futile attempt to give it more oomph.
Heād thought it had plenty of oomph when heād put it on this morning, but now that they were getting ready for English group, he wondered if he ought to wear something that made even more of a statement. Something as remarkable as the hippo tie.
But he didnāt have anything as remarkable as the hippo tie.
Hello Iāve been painfully inactive on here Iām working on some stuff but I just would like everyone to know that I got my Belozi squishmallow Iāve been wanting forever today and itās Blaine. Blaine cow. Blaine squishmallow. Blaine cow with his bowties and his kindness :,)))
Klaine/CC Valentineās Challenge: Day 14 prompt song, Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley
Words: ~10,600 words
Rating: Mature
Summary: Kurt has an explicit dream, Blaine gets sick, and new converts just keep coming their way.
A vignette in my Mormon!Klaine universe. This one takes place right after Flat Tire.
My Mormon!Klaine Masterpost.Ā (Start with that if youāre new, not this.)
Notes: (1) Thanks to @gleefulpoppet for the beautiful mockup of Kurtās consecrated oil vial! (2) Thank to everyone who answered my question about where Holly Holliday attended college! (3) I included a reference to every single line of the prompt. Some of the references are exact quotes, some of them are close, and in a few cases ā¦ youāll see. (4) Mature because sexual fantasies, self-exploration, and shame. (5) Warning: a character gets sick to his stomach. (6) As always, I welcome questions, typo identification, feedback on German spelling/grammar, and encouragement!
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Kurtās blessings just kept multiplying. At the bike shop, they got to talking with the mechanic, a French guy with prosthetic thumbs. He tolerated Kurtās attempts to practice French with him, and was intrigued by the fact that kids their age were tooling around Ingolstadt in full suitsāwhich opened the door to talking about the church.
Henri St. Pierre, as his name turned out to be, had somehow never met a Mormon missionary before. But he was intrigued by the idea that they had scriptures in addition to the Bible, and was stoked when they offered to leave him a copy of the Book of Mormon.
āDo they have this in French, too? I can read German, but itās not as natural to me.ā Henri asked, flipping through the pages. Kurt had marked the story about the Anti-Nephi-Lehis burying their weapons of war when Henri had mentioned his pacifist leanings, and the part about the Nephites and Lamanites sharing all things in common because of his socialist ones.
āOf course!ā Elder Anderson said excitedly. āWe have some French copies back in our apartment. We could drop one off your next shift?ā
Henri genuinely lit up at the offer.
God truly didnāt care what Kurt got up to in the shower, apparently.
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