[michaelblick-deactivated2022070]

[underneaththeweepingwillow]

like a centaur to an apple

[sugluvgalaxy]

How do yall keep on finding pictures of THIS specific pool party

[brightorangerain]

[unclefather]

[bisexualmagnum]

[unclefather]

me to chickfila employees

[brago-deactivated20180214]

they really went in on each other

[cuttothefeeling]

girl 1: you don’t even have teeth right here

girl 2:

[caliphorniaqueen]

lmfao fuck

[youngharlemnigga]

The camera work on this is immaculate

[teerofinale]

SILVER BULLETS 💀

[filmbook21]

[avvocarlo]

this is dope

[avvocarlo]

[zimbabwe2007-deactivated2017060]

[duckleduster-deactivated2018071]

laura palmer

[wooz]

[spookygirlfriend]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

you could bring this post back to the late 90s and it would be exactly as funny as it is now. no elements of it exist now that did not then

[somecunttookmyurl]

there is a tendency with history, i think, because we're so far removed from it, to kind of forget that all of the people were people

a child 10,000 years ago left a handprint on a wall. they were fingerpainting. a viking climbs up a rock just to carve the words "this is very high" 10ft off the ground. somebody centuries... milennia... ago burned their dinner so thoroughly that they buried the ruined pot in the backyard rather than attempt to clean it. shakespeare got drunk and wrote dick jokes. tutankhamun was a little boy who liked ducks more than anything. a roman carves his name into a monument in another country saying "i was here". a prisoner, centuries ago, in the tower of london scratches lines into the wall as a tally marking the days. a medieval monk scrawls in the margins bemoaning the boredom of his work.

every human being across history has said "i was here. i lived. i loved. i made something. i laughed. i cried. please do not forget me"

[somecunttookmyurl]

most of us are not important enough that we will be remembered by name for more than a few decades. we are not kings or queens or great military leaders or innovators or influential artists, musicians, authors.

but all of us, every one, has a deep primal need to persist. we leave handprints on the wall, scratch our names into stones, carve initials into a tree, mark our growth as children on a wall, bury little time capsules. write in the margins of a book. hide notes behind the wallpaper.

reaching out into the future to some unknown human long after we're gone to say

"hello, you. i was here, once"

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

hot person in the grocery store i’m sorry that i must bid you farewell but i’ve fulfilled my journey’s purpose in buying three bags of sweet kale salad i got what i came for and soon so shall you. now go on get. don’t make this more difficult. why can’t i quit you. i’m sorry it’s not our time yet but it will be. someday. we were built from the same star you know

[urhajos]

Light and drawing, Nikita Busyak

[zimbabwe2007-deactivated2017060]

[duckleduster-deactivated2018071]

laura palmer

[wooz]

[spookygirlfriend]

[chthonic-isabelleadjani-deactiv]

Funny how beer looks like piss ...... this says a lot about men in our society

[sapphophallocentrism]

They honestly should make a beer where it’s like just 10% piss.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

why would i drink beer that has half as much piss as usual

[the-x-button]

Why is it that anytime I go on this godforsaken website, you people are talking about piss

[chthonic-isabelleadjani-deactiv]

as they say in the bible, let him who doesn't have a gif of the Hulk fucking Scarlette Johansson as a header on tumblr dot com throw the first stone

[yo-its-matt]

[bathroomcube]

hey remember how awhile back i mentioned that tiktok has a whole trend where people mix cleaning supplies well i redownloaded tiktok so im finally able to show you what i mean

[diet-soap]

I put my bare hands in this sink and get a chemical burn so bad it oozes and bubbles nonstop for days

[bathroomcube]

i have GREAT news for you

[riseofthedruids]

potion of cough up blood

[hottiewitabloggie]

people are so fucking stupid oh my god

[tami-taylors-hair]

Cleaning TikTok: We’ve mixed the perfect cleaning solution! 

Everyone Else: You’ve created mustard gas is what you’ve done. Your lungs look like you’ve just returned from the Western Front. 

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

They dipped the joker in this

[alinasgenyas-deactivated2021060]

THE TWILIGHT SAGA, but just the memes (insp.)

[lobstertodd]

I just wanted a burrito recipe.

[theocseason4]

I have found my clique