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Truckers WARNING

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“No, Mr. James, I expect you to expect me! Again! And again!” -Roundfellow

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Hey! Do you wanna go to Burger King for some Whopsters?

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I’ve been living in the sewers for two years now and it’s been great. Turns out that alligators can actually speak English. It’s just that no one ever tries to talk to them

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The name’s Bond.

Gollum Bond.

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Palpatine my scalpatine

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I’m having a bit of a situation here where the start of a new roll of toilet paper wasn’t clearly defined and I’m having to dig into it

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The successor to Blu-ray should be named Pig-squeal

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Elves & dwarves & crime & punishment & half & half

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We wouldn’t need plungers if they stopped making toilet holes so dang small

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Ben Franklin should have named electricity “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gas!”

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Hey PAL nice MITES

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The only person I’m allowed to talk to on the internet is a man named Stang

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see her

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Karate chopping a wheat saltine every day until Christmas

Day 1

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see him

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tort scanning for threats