jack of no trades

Reagan Ridley was robbed of the most goated status ever. 2 decades into this life of mine !!

[iwriterobots]

[wielderofmysteries]

I CANNOT OVERSTATE HOW PLEASED I AM THAT JACE AND VRASKA'S WHOLE VILLAIN ARC IS BASICALLY THEM GETTING REVENGE AGAINST MAGIC STORY'S NARRATIVE ITSELF FOR HAVING TOTALLY RIPPED AWAY ALL OF THE MOMENTS OF TRIUMPH AND HAPPY ENDINGS THAT WERE SET UP FOR THEM IN IXALAN IT'S SOOOOOO AWESOME UGH 💙💚🖤

pic via @xantchaslegacy

[titheabsolution]

Bitches hate to see my squad coming, cause everytime a creature enters i gain 1 life and every time i gain 1 life you lose 1 life and the first time you lose life each turn i get to surveil 1 now since a creature entered my graveyard this turn i gain 1 life and you know damn well what that means

[duskmourn-survival-guide]

Survival tip #184: The crabs look scary, but they don't even have power. They're probably safe to be around. They don't even have power.

[duskmourn-survival-guide]

libary

[duskmourn-survival-guide]

Survival tip #186: Apparently if you survive TOO well they take away your Survivor creature type. Which is stupid. Girl I wrote the damn book. What are you even gonna change it to, Citizen?

[duskmourn-survival-guide]

BERSERKER???

[duskmourn-survival-guide]

Survival tip #186: Apparently if you survive TOO well they take away your Survivor creature type. Which is stupid. Girl I wrote the damn book. What are you even gonna change it to, Citizen?

[starsproutts]

prisoner

[creeket]

i love horses

[itsme-imtherealone]

[fynori]

i loveeee the red memory sequence

[decayedgf]

"My son turned out perfectly fine."

Your son wants to be called a good boy until he begs desperately to cum.

[juno-to-jupiter]

"Top dog" implies the existence of "bottom dog.” This is a service that I am willing to provide.

[decayedgf]

Boys who get hard from kissing >>>>>

[alexandritefangs]

Calling him a good boy isn't enough anymore. I need him wearing a dog tag necklace with my contact info in case he gets lost

[krshush]

Obsessed with this lil guy on a cake at my local-ish grocery store bakery???

[krshush]

VALENTINE'S EVE UPDATE:

WHOEVER THIS SPECIFIC DECORATOR IS, THEY ARE ONLINE, AND I'M SO SAD MY FAMILY DOESN'T THINK THEY'RE AS FUNNY AS MEEEEE

[loveridden1999]

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

[loveridden1999]

remember remember

[localbugboy]

Rare original post but those of you said they skin you and fry you like breaded fish In your 20s are liars life is Schweet rn