Argumentative, Antithetical, dream boy

a place to put all swiftie thoughts and swiftie shitposts

[localchuckleswiftie]

i uninstalled instagram for my brain health at the worst possible time (taylor is being cryptic on apple music and there are no swifite girlies to tell me what's going on via reels)

[localchuckleswiftie]

i follow people who hate taylor swift to an unhealthy degree so i can microdose on distress tolerance

[localchuckleswiftie]

it is extremely funny to be a taylor swift fan and not a football fan. I'll try to lie to my elementary students about liking travis kelce (some of these kids really love football) and they'll all say he's the worst player. i feel like this all the time.

[localchuckleswiftie]

after watching a deep dive on the blake lively situation, i think we all need to apologize to her forever.

[localchuckleswiftie]

so taylor swift can straight up moan during the song dress, but the minute she starts joking about loving her man's dick, the world goes crazy.

[localchuckleswiftie]

my only gaylor theory is that taylor swift probably had a bi curious phase if only because she was like "i bet this will make a great song." and then we got dress and closure, so she was right, all things considered.

[localchuckleswiftie]

seeing taylor in all black singing love story is like watching that alt goth chick you knew in high school jamming to ts and youre like hell yeah alt goth chick, live your truth

[localchuckleswiftie]

also never stop being delusional, taylor swift got mad at her mom for not letting her date a boy when she was 15 and daydreamed a romeo and juliet scenario and now she plays it at every concert and it kills.

[localchuckleswiftie]

antiswiftie: taylor swift is ruining Shakespeare's plays and characters. shes doing ophelia a disservice.

person with reading comprehension: no she's just using Shakespearen symbolism to convey meaning...... Shakespeare's plays are fictional, the characters are not real? do you know that? its important to me that you know that.