*sound of a squeaky toy being squeezed*

yes I’m using the default photo. sorry I can’t fix me I’m 29

[strawberrybunnykk]

[localgurloy]

I need to get stronger so I can hurt people good

[bitchcunthaver]

portal pussy this, portal panties that. portal cock when. when do i get to force the feeling of my cunt onto their unsuspecting cock

[hysteric-boy]

Owner actually feels kinda bad, threading their fingers through bunny’s fur. They got a new pet, but not for innocent reasons. Their pup has been having some…behaviors lately. Chewing things, growling, toy aggression. Even snapping at owners hand and trying to knock owner over to mount.

“He needs an outlet. Have you tried a bunny? They’re not aggressive, and they have a lot of stamina. Your pup will be so well behaved after knotting a fluffy tailed angel.”

He was skeptical at first, but the more research he did on it the more he found. Forums and threads of owners raving about how a bunny changed their pups completely. The first couple of times were rough on the bun, puppy’s don’t know how to be gentle yet, but they seem to all bounce back. Owners post pics of their pups and buns cuddling together after, both sticky and sweaty and content.

The bunny in his lap looks at him with such innocent eyes. He sighs.

“You’re a sweetheart. I promise if he gets too rough I’ll intervene but I need you to be a good pet yeah? This is what Bunny’s are made for, it’ll feel good soon.”

The first interaction goes exactly how he thought. He bully of a pup instantly tackling and pinning the bun while they squealed. Puppy tongue against bunny ears, and then hips humping wildly. It takes. More than one it takes, Bunny’s belly is swollen with pups knots and pup actually does seem calmer, grooming the bunny’s head and hugging him close.

Bunny is a whimpering mess but that’ll change soon. This is just…the new movement in puppy behavior management.

[raenaissancexx]

Honestly this is the best thing I've ever heard

[localgurloy]

I don’t think she hit me with the club hard enough. Should she try again? 🌸

[cyberxbattalion]

[gardenofneedles-deactivated2026]

i need to take care of you in a way that threatens your autonomy and makes you question if you can ever function without me again.

[cybermanes]

Not now kitten daddy’s building a wildly incriminating digital footprint

[mewnbuns]

when he claims you’re being annoying but the obvious hard-on in his pants is sending mixed signals

[cutebaebf2]

[localgurloy]

I desperately need a basket muzzle cause this boy I’m crushing on keeps matching my energy and it’s gettin’ real hard to remember he has a boyfriend that Isn’t Me.

[gayleafpool]

“is it ok for mutuals to dm u” there are some mutuals i’d fuck if they asked come on now

[deadontheweb3]

[empty-sigh]

keep liking my posts I’m gonna assume you have a big fat crush on me

[threedollarsdotcom]

STOP!!! telling me to change my lifestyle ive had ENOUGH!!!! of people teling me to "drop it" or asking "whats in your mouth". I VE GOT THANGS TO DO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!1!!!!!!

[mccleans]

for example nothing