21 Jump Street sentence starters
67 starters
feel free to change gender pronouns
content warning: cussing, sexual themes, violence
“Oh my god… You’re not asking me to prom, are you?”
“There’s not a nice way to put it. You’re a fucking nerd.”
“You’re good at this, huh?”
“Hey, you want to be friends?”
“Get ready for a lifetime of being badass motherfuckers.”
“You want me to beat your dick off?”
“Don’t run from me! You’re making it worse for yourself!”
“I’m not playing anymore! I’m so not kidding!”
“You got the right to… suck my dick, motherfucker!”
“Keep that dirty dick in your pants.”
“They put this on the internet for everybody to see?”
“_____, I just really don’t want to fuck this up.”
“This house is adorable.”
“Oh my god, _____, did you do all this yourself? This is unbelievable!”
“I think I shit my pants.”
“What the fuck are those things?”
“I’m so confused right now.”
“You don’t care about the environment? That’s kind of fucked up, man.”
“Oh my god. Relax, dude. Who cares?”
“Chemistry’s the one with the shapes and shit, right?”
“I was just busting your balls.”
“Wow. You’re fast. Not… like that. Just… let me check you out. I mean—”
“Okay, I’m not asking. Take it now or get the fuck out.”
“I don’t like that. Put your tongue back in your mouth.”
“Organized sports are so fascist. That shit makes me sick.”
“It’s backwards and unnatural, and it’s gotta be stopped.”
“Fuck you, man. I don’t need to tell you.”
“You saying we should throw a party?”
[phone call] “It’s so weird that you’re calling me. I pretty much text except for when a random old relative calls.”
“Wow. You’re a sharer. I dig that.”
“Where is _____, man? He said he’d be here.”
“Yo, this is butt. There’s, like, no hot dudes here.”
“Are you drunk? Have you even been drunk before?”
“Did you see that shit?! That was crazy!”
“Oh, shit… When did I get stabbed? That’s awesome!”
“Dude, I don’t know if that was a good idea.”
“I’m sorry, what are you getting mad at me for?”
“Shut your fucking mouth, you understand me? Shh!”
“I will straight-up punch you in the face if you do not shut up.”
“You’re so lucky your parents don’t give a shit about you.”
“Wow, that’s a bigger hug than I was expecting.”
“I just want to make sure that you and _____ are going to be careful with whatever it is you’re getting involved in.”
“Is that a code for sex?”
“I’m so happy that I met you.”
“God, just let me do my thing. I know what I’m doing.”
“Seriously, if you do that again, I’m gonna Whack-A-Mole you in the balls.”
“Get the fuck out of the car!”
“What’s wrong with you?! Run!”
“That’s right. Go to sleep, bitch.”
“You just got head-butted, motherfucker!”
“Are you fucking serious right now?!”
“What are you doing? Have you completely lost your mind?”
“You’re embarrassing me.”
“Worst best friend ever!”
“I don’t want to talk to you ever again.”
“Have some fairy dust, motherfucker!”
“You’re supposed to be my friend!”
“I would’ve taken a bullet for you.”
“How do you ever expect to make any new friends with that attitude?”
“The only approval that I ever needed was my best friend’s.”
“You’re a goddamn rock star.”
“I think you should be mad at more guys, because you deserve a guy who’s good and who doesn’t lie to you. You shouldn’t settle for less than that.”
“Thanks for saving my life. Asshole.”
