( — we’ll be the ones to bring all the madness ! )

my boy's bein' s u s & he don't know how to c u s s. he just sounds like he's trying to be his f a t h e r. my boy's an ugly c r i e r, but he's such a pretty l i a r. & by that i mean he said he'd c h a n g e.

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imessage → hayden

DUNCAN: as it turns out, holing yourself up in your house except to go to work is a lot more draining than i thought it would be

DUNCAN: wanna get food? i'm feeling chipotle

HAYDEN: well duh dummy i could've told u that

HAYDEN: chiptole always gives me diarrhea :/// can we go somewhere else pls

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have you ever been in love?

“no.”

Send me asks and my muses will only be able to answer with "yes" or "no"

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adclinenicks:

she laughed softly. “well, now that you bring it up…” adeline joked. “seriously, though. i haven’t had sex in like months. maybe i should go out.” she mumbled. “stealing lollipops? no, i’m not that cruel. but i’m definitely up for petty theft.” she laughed. the blonde sighed and let her hair down. “i need a shower and then we can go.”

“ HEY, don’t act like you weren’t just as horny, ” hayden teased. “ months—plural?? oh, god, we’ve got to get you out. ” he shook his head in playful disappointment. “ haven’t i taught you any better, oh young one?? ” the boy questioned. “ well, get your ass in gear, and then we’re off to steal shit. ”

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ryanxxstevens:

She took the lighter gratefully. Carefully selecting a cigarette from her carton, she took it out and lit it. Taking a drag, she nodded in response to his question. She held out the carton towards him. “Usually, I’d say no, given how expensive these shits are these days, but since you lent me a light, I figure you’re owed.”

hayden nodded in agreement before selecting a cigarette from the carton. setting it ablaze, he leaned back on the wall behind him. “ it’s crazy how expensive this shit is. i bet it’s ‘cause of all the regulations and shit nowadays, which i guess is supposed to be good, but it screw us smokers over, ” he ranted.

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tvono:

❝ oh, boo, being cute totally doesn’t suit you… ❞ em shook her head as she imitated his pout eventually succumbing to a laugh. ❝ eh, she’s overrated, ❞ though she was secretly a member of the hive. ❝ aw, you’re my fave. ❞ she smiled, lighting the cigarette. ❝ up to much today…you know, besides making a complete fool of yourself? ❞

“ uh, thanks... i guess?? ” hayden spoke, unsure of how to respond. “ um, i hope you’re joking. she’s a legend, ” he replied, a bit offended that anyone would say that about beyoncé. “ i try, i try,” the ginger said with a shrug. hayden shook his head before saying, “ nah, just the usual trouble i get into. how about you?? ”

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sms ⤑ hayden

maisie: i didn't realise how deep some of these songs were

maisie: ............................ok

maisie: pls can i have the chewy ones i can't deal with crumbs rn

hayden: are u listening to behind these hazel eyes, never again, or because of u???

hayden: sounds like a plan lmao crumbs are satan

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sms ⤑ hayden

maisie: send help i cant stop listening to classic kelly clarkson

maisie: and cookies

maisie: send those too

hayden: how is that a bad thing???

hayden: ok i will send cookies but only if we can share

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adclinenicks:

adeline laughed at the reference. “are you still in your horny hillbilly mode or am i ignoring how truly wrecked i look?” she asked with a laugh, teasing him as she rolled around the couch and sat up, resting her chin on her knees. “what kind of fucking shit up do you have planned for today?” 

“ horny hillbilly?? i’m always horny, addie. have you not realized this yet?? ” hayden replied, chuckling. “well, i figured we could smoke a little, and then go steal lollipops from babies,” he joked. “ well, the first part was true, but we could go spray paint some shit or, if you’re feeling really risky, we could do some petty theft. ”

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ryanxxstevens:

Ryan quickly looked him up and down after his admission, a look of confusion written on her features. “Right.” She said, clearing her throat. “Well, I was just wondering if you had a light?” She asked, holding up a carton of cigarettes. “Seems I forgot mine at home and I’m desperate for a smoke.” 

“ oh, yeah, FOR SURE, ” hayden said with a smile. after digging through one of his pockets, the redhead pulled out his lighter and handed it to the girl. “ do you mind if i bum a cigarette off you?? ”

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fulgvr:

“bootylicious?  Like the one by Destiny’s Child?  I haven’t heard that song in forever.” newt laughed, “but i was gonna give you a warning that the girl over there was recording you, but I think you already made her story.”

“ of course by destiny’s child. who else has a song called bootylicious?? ” hayden replied with a raised eyebrow. “ eh, i’ve had worse things put on other people’s stories before. i guess i put on a show. ”

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trey-jennings:

Trey watched the male with interest as he danced around. When he finally decided he should stop the male he let out a loud Hey to no avail. Yelling out again he smiled as he shook his head. “I was wondering if I could get to my Laundry.” 

“ oh, my bad, man, ” hayden spoke, moving out of the other boy’s way. “i zone out whenever bey comes on, so i, uh, apologize, ” he said, hopping on one of the unused washing machines.

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emjfc:

“i said you’re a fucking weirdo–stop dancing, hayden.” em rolled her eyes at him, though admittedly she was enjoying the show, she was suffering from such second-hand embarrassment she couldn’t handle it. “don’t suppose you have a lighter?” she wondered, eyes wide and eager as she waited with a cigarette between her teeth. 

“ wow, how rude, ” hayden said with a pout. “ can’t a man love beyonce in PEACE ?? ” quickly, he searched through the pockets for his lighter before handing it over to the blonde. “ there you go, ” he spoke with a smile.

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chvrlics:

“i was just saying hi. took three tries though.” charlie walked toward him, amusement flickering across her features. “oh, i could tell. if not by the loud volume then by the almost perfectly synchronized choreography. big props. beyonce would be proud. you could totally replace michelle. anyway, i’m glad i ran into you. i need your hand,” she explained, holding out her own in anticipation.

“ oh, shit, sorry. hi, charlie, ” hayden replied, running his hand across his neck. “ really, you think so ?? i’ll have to get you pull a few strings and get me to be one of her dancers on her next tour, ” he teased. “ my hand ? um, okay, i guess, ” the boy replied, confused, but, nonetheless, stuck out his hand.

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violetkhouri:

“hayden, you fool! what if it was beyonce and you passed on her? how heartbreaking would that be for you? well, damn. what a positive spin on my misery.”

“isn’t it based on location though? why would beyonce be in the middle of nowhere? i would be devastate if it was really her, i have to admit.”

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adclinenicks:

addie had been sad about her fight with andy back at the camping trip. she’d barely gone out since. “if it isn’t my favorite intruder!” she chuckled, sitting up from the couch. she was in her third netflix marathon of the week, wearing the same pair of black joggers she’d worn for three days and an oversized white tshirt that was so worn in it was almost sheer. her hair was in a messy bun ( not the pretty kind ) and, needless to say, she was a mess. “though i doubt you’ll want me to show up anywhere in these clothes.”

a grin plastered on his face, hayden laughed. “ i would like to thank the academy for this award, ” he joked, knowing the blonde would appreciate his oscars reference. he was a bit surprised to see addie so down in the dumps—she always so cheerful. but nonetheless, hayden was determined to lift her spirits like she always did to him. “ okay, we are getting you out of those RAGS, and then we’re gonna fuck shit up, ” he explained. 

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in his own little world like always, hayden was dancing his life away with his headphones in his ears. he was mouthing the words and completely zoned out. hearing a muffled voice, the redhead whipped around and quickly removed his earphones. “ uh, SORRY, i didn’t hear anything you said. i was listening to ‘bootylicious’, ” hayden admitted, not even a bit ashamed.

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