you're no fun

logan klein, call me lock 21 / oct. 30 the best of three

[zeroburton]

-Ruffles her brows slightly.- Is it something I said?

[lockieklein]

No.

[zeroburton]

Yeah well I get all Zero about it! Humph. -Glares at him slightly before responding.- The clovers go on the doors, and the streamers go on the walls.

[lockieklein]

[mutters] Zero's not as scary as Jack... [gives her a sweet smile] You got it, dude. And where's my dick go?

[xrancisxfluggerbutterx]

How do you know if your finger is broken?

[lockieklein]

Lemme see.

[zeroburton]

Firstly, I don't celebrate Arbor Day. That's ridiculous. Secondly, Jack does it all the time and you never had a problem with it before.

[lockieklein]

Good, you fuckin' better not. Jack's different. I can't make fun of him for his weird shit, he gets all Jack about it! [sighs loudly] Alright, what in this box is going where?

[zeroburton]

Lock come on. What’s the matter?

[lockieklein]

Nothing I wanna talk to you about. 

[lockieklein]

…I guess not.

[nightmares-queen]

Good answer, in that case I have a job for you.

[lockieklein]

A job?

[saltscapex]

Well, I’m back after being sick for almost a whole week..

[lockieklein]

Dude, did you die?

[nightmares-queen]

Are you still talking?

[lockieklein]

...I guess not.

[zeroburton]

So I’ve been told. Come on Lock. Lay it on me.

[lockieklein]

No.

[zeroburton]

-Smacks his head with a giant paper four leaf clover.- Well I do. So stop judging. Judgy McJudgerson.

[lockieklein]

[grabs it from her] Look at this! It's a fuckin' giant, fake plant that you're not even gonna put in your house like rich dicks do, you're gonna hang it up like a crazy person! I'm not gonna stop judging. Everything about you is fuckin' awesome except for this shit, this is too much man. Halloween, I get. Christmas, I get. But St. Patricks Day? If you decorate for Arbor Day, I am calling quits on this friendship right here and fuckin' now.

[zeroburton]

-Pokes his cheek.- You reek of bullshit.

[lockieklein]

[swats her hand away] You reek of... Of nosiness. 

[zeroburton]

No dummy head. Doesn’t mean I can’t decorate. Gosh it’s like you don’t even know me.

[lockieklein]

No sane person decorates for St. Patricks Day, Z. [shakes his head] And people are gonna see me doing it!

[zeroburton]

Well then what’s the matter mister Grumpy face?

[lockieklein]

[kinda wiggles his shoulders to nudge her off of him] Nothing. 

[zeroburton]

For St. Patrick’s Day of course! Duh.

[lockieklein]

You're not even Irish, are you?

[the-elsa-arendelle-deactivated2]

People use Pinterest for tattoo ideas? I thought that was just for crafts, I’ll definitely have to look that up. -she pauses, smiling- Well, I might have to take you up on that offer… you’ve made a very convincing argument. -she shrugs- Yes, sometimes in my spare time, but it’s nothing really special.

[lockieklein]

I think so. At least, my one friend does. [grins really super big] Seriously? Dude, no way! That's the best thing anyone's said to me in forever! Naw, c'mon, I bet it fuckin' rocks. Can I see?

[quietlyparr]

Great. You call me Lettie, and I’ll call you Logan. [she pauses] Better than being disappointed, I guess.

[lockieklein]

Or, I call you Violet and you call me Lock? Perfect, deal! Yeah, exactly! 

[zeroburton]

-Leans against him.- Nooooope.

[lockieklein]

Zero. I'm not in the mood, c'mon!