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@lockless
holy shit i’ve never seen the whole thing
Please, never let this meme die.
This is the best one I’ve seen so far
What kind of quantum fucking memeing from 2056 are you people beaming to us
Ok finally a selfie i like😫👌🏽💕
you know sometimes it shocks me too but google really is free and it’s right there in your hands
I love that this post is both a really wide-eyed appreciation for the amazing time we live in and a really sarcastic passive-aggressive way to tell people to just fucking google shit
This post feels like my heart
when someone beats you at a video game
UNMUTE THIS PLEASE
SALT IS A WAY OF LIFE.
To some people you’re an NPC
To other people, you’re the special, unlockable character that they worked and worked to finally get- and when they do they’re so happy because they got the game just so they could find you.
i’m the warioware minigame where you have to stick the finger up the nose.
Literally nothing will ever be as satisfying as the 4 minute long fight sequence in Kingsman: The Secret Service, in which Colin Firth mercilessly wastes an entire Westboro Basptist Church like congregation as the guitar solo from Lynard Skynard’s 1973 anthem Freebird plays in the background.
Baby wakes up.
NOTHING PREPARED ME
@wickoffski
I think somebody wants attention
“I could claw this hapless human to death… but she’s so cute… and I love her…”
*very gently threatens*
^^^^^ V E R Y G E N T L Y T H R E A T E N S
I like how at first you think the cute pig is gonna be Moana’s typical disney animal side kick that acts more like a dog, but then as the story advances you see who the true side kick is.
“I wish we could become the Brotherhood Elder in Fallout 4, just to undo some of Maxson’s damage to the eastern BoS. Even be able to at least stop the war on synths.”
Fallout Confessions
The signs as shit my roommate’s said
Aries: We’re gonna go to church, and then we’re gonna sin
Taurus: These bananas are so green they look like Kermit’s penis
Gemini: Is that jizz? I can’t tell; if it is that’s some erratic jizz
Cancer: Uncircumcised penises are the devil
Leo: It looks like she skinned a muppet and wore it as a sweater
Virgo: *belches loudly* I AM A LADY
Libra: You give me an affection erection
Scorpio: I’m gonna pump that nut right in that bunny churro
Sagittarius: There’s nothing quite like taking a shit while dressed as a hedgehog
Capricorn: Forgive me Father for I have sinned and been the small spoon
Aquarius: It’s either a butthole, or a very very angry clitoris
Pisces: I just gave a lychee cunnilingus
Oh look it me
if a girl wants to talk to you every minute of the day, wants to talk on the phone to hear your voice, wants you to send her pictures because she likes seeing your face, wants to introduce you to her friends and family, willing to travel distance for you, wants to smother you with affection, waits for you no matter how long, sticks by your side no matter how much wrong you’ve done
like dude she fucking loves you man dont fucking waste a good girl like that
im finally saying what’s on my mind:
bethesda want to make games about a world that ended 20 years ago, not 200
so according to them people on the east coast just lived in garbage for 170 years and have only now managed to construct awful little garbage towns
seriously, name a single event that took place in the capitol wasteland before 2240
there was a completely new massive cathedral made from quarried stone in California in 2161 (84 years) but it took dc residents 200 years to build megaton????? what the fuck
see, if bethesda continues to ignore the original games (and nv) then they can continue to pretend that nothing important happened in the fallout universe until the BoS arrived in DC.
they can’t contradict fo3 because it put the franchise on the map, and fo3 says there are no tribes or cultures in the area, so we’ll never have proper lore for the east coast. there are No factions or cultures in new england and there never have been, according to bethesda.
i’ve heard rumors that FO3 was originally set 20 years after the war and this was changed to 200 late in the writing process, solely so the Brotherhood could be in the game. and i think it’s very plausible. it would explain… everything. but it’s probably just an urban legend designed to excuse how bethesda blatantly doesn’t care about the “old lore” and just wanted to tell their own entry-level post-nuclear story while stealing the iconic ideas from an existing franchise.
One possible (though flimsy) explanation is that the East Coast, being more heavily populated and having more important strategic cities such as Boston, DC and New York City, would’ve been targeted by more warheads, get hurt more, and have a harder time recovering.
But there’s only so much you could use that excuse. Over 200 years with no new factions or civilizations arising, no new cultures or states or buildings (except Megaton) is very unbelievable.
Yeah... That's bordering on 10 generations. There should be a really rather alarming number of people.
new game 2017
you can craft.
world big. very big. full of crafting opportunity.
realistic landscape teeming with life. 3 - 4 species in each area. mostly they run in circles. the only way you can interact is to kill them. if you kill them you gain materials to craft.
hundreds upon hundreds of unique equipment to acquire. mostly colors swaps of the same 10 items. upgrade equipment through crafting.
choose your fate! make decisions that change the world. mold the fabric of reality between your powerful fingers. kings, Queens, gods bend to your indomitable will. two endings to discover. quests reward you with crafting materials. craft your fate.