How are they as Dads?
Hey everyone! This is my first time posting. I had this idea in my head for some time now. These are my opinions on this small head canon.
Originally I was going to do it solely as ‘Which Jujutsu Kaisen Man is a Boys Dad or Girl’s Dad’, but then I just decided to add more to it like how they act towards their kids
JJK Men x Female!Reader
Warnings: Lots of Grammar Mistakes. Light sweating. Lots of Rambling. First time writing so I apologize if it sucks XD
Gojō Satoru
What are the kids like?
You two have two sons (they’re identical twins).
They’re 7 yrs old and look like EXACT carbon copies of this man (From looks down to the personality).
Damn them strong ass genes
It scares you sometimes how much alike those three are.
People feel so bad for you that you have to deal with three Gojo’s (the real deal and the cookie cutters)
What is he like as a parent?
WAY TOO RELAXED
He’ll step in every now and then but he’s way too relaxed of their behavior
A lot of times you’re the one punishing them while he sits there.
He’s an enabler of their behavior💀. Sometimes you’ll have to check him like smacking him on the head or something. He’ll go Dad mode, at times, on his kids and scold them, but again…he’s an enabler so he usually co-signs the bad behavior.
Since he’s pretty good at almost everything, he’ll want your sons to be good at almost everything too.
Because this man is filthy rich, you already know he’s going to spoil his kids.
Of course, he won’t recklessly waste his money but then again…who’s going to stop him.
Your sons are so spoiled because of him.
He wishes that he could spend more time with his kids.
With all the Clan issues and Missions that he has to do, he’s gone for extended periods of time.
However, when he does come back, all his attention is on them.
Fun Headcanons
As I said before, this man is an enabler. A lot of times, he’ll participate.
“Boys, if you’re going to spray silly string around the house then at least add some 𝑝𝑖𝑧𝑎𝑧𝑧✨to it”
“Satorū!”
He’s a good dad but he’s just one of those chaotic dad.
A lot of times you’ll come home to a mess.
The Kitchen is messy asl, the pillows from the couches are all over the place, the walls are decorated with silly string and crayons (or paint)
“What the—“
“Hi Honey, welcome home!” *says that as he and the kids are going to cover with paint*
You love your family, but sometimes they drive you insane with the amount of shit they get themselves into.
He would most definitely give them relationship advice although you tell him no because…his advice sucks
“Don’t listen to him kids. He doesn’t know what he’s talking about”
“Yeah but this advice is the same one that won you over. Especially after that one time when we—“
“SHUT UP”
“( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)”
“Mommy and Daddy are so weird…”
Yeah he loves to say dirty jokes that would fly over the kids head.
He would also use his kids to play jokes on the first years
Since they’re identical twins, this sets up fun games where he tricks the first years.
Megumi never falls for it because he can tell the difference between the two. Nobara fell for it the first few times but can now tell the difference. Yūji still has trouble figuring out who is who.
“My daddy says he needs you for something”
“Yeah tell him I’ll be there in a minute” *walks towards his dorm and sees the other twin sitting on his bed*
“What??” *smiles innocently*
*Blinks* “Huh?? Wha- But you were—“
“What are you talking about?”
*cue Gojo and the other twin laughing in the background at a confused Yūji*
Kamo Noritoshi
What are the kids like?
First of all I would just like to say that originally he wanted 10 kids
However, you know damn well that you weren’t about to push out 10 kids😭 Because who really has time for that
You two ended up settling with 5 kids
He still wishes to have 10 kids
Maybe, if you’re up to it, one day you might push out 5 more
Anyways, you have three boys and two girls.
They have your personality and they have more characteristics from you than they do him.
How is he as a parent?
He’s strict
Sorry but this man likes to have a traditional family. He likes to have structure.
He loves his kids but he makes sure that they are well-behaved at all times in public and towards the other Clan members
Even though he has a hard exterior over him, he’s only doing that to protect his family.
He’s actually really affectionate with the kids behind closed doors like he gives them hugs and compliments
His love language for his kids is Quality Time. He’ll take you and the kids for picnics or something calming
After his childhood and his mother, he wouldn’t want his kids to be raised in a broken home.
He would want to give them the same love and affection that he wished he experienced more of when he was younger.
Fun Headcanons
He wanted to teach his sons combat but you insisted that he waits a little longer until they were old enough to handle a weapon.
Your daughters are daddy girls and although they don’t see him enough (because he’s busy too), they always make him little gifts
He treasures those gifts dearly
One day, when meets his mother, he would bring the kids along with him too.
Itadori Yūji
What are the kids like?
You two have twin boys
For appearance, they favor you a little more in appearance (nose, hair texture, hair color, and a few other things) but they have some of his features too.
They have his wild spirit and natural athleticism. They have some of your personality traits too but they definitely favor him more in personality.
They’re little hyperactive devil’s💀
How is he as a parent
He’s an active parent in their lives. He definitely would want to get his kids involved in a lot of active activities and he encourages them to participate in sports
They want to do little league Soccer? Basketball? Baseball? He’ll sign them up.
He’s a sports parent and is present at all their games
That one parent who’s loudly cheering from the bleachers so much so that it’s embarrassing sometimes
“Yūji…everyone is staring at us”
Your kids will dominate every sports. So much so that sometimes the coaches would have to pull them out so other kids can have their chance💀
This puts on smile on many parents faces
They’re just jealous because their kids aren’t as naturally athletic as your child.
Anyways, Itadori has this natural charm to him that makes it easier for kids to like him. He’s a natural with children hence why he never really had too much of a problem with parenting
He does have some boundaries, but he’s a relaxed parent. He doesn’t stress too much on rules.
He doesn’t like putting high expectations on his kids because he knows what it’s like to have high expectations (it’s not a good feeling)
The only problem I can say is that he’ll be a little too lenient on his sons and he doesn’t really have structure.
A lot of times because of this, they get into messes.
Fun Headcanons
Okay so here are some fun Headcanons
Sukuna hates your kids (I mean he pretty much hates everyone). You’re all annoying to him.
For the most part, he pretty much ignore them but sometimes when his mouth does pop up on Itadori cheek, he might hurl an insult at them
One of the twins would slap him but they endd up hurting Itadori instead
“OW! What was that for C/N!”
“Sorry Daddy. I was just trying to get him”
This is amusing to Sukuna because not only does he get to hurl insults at the kids and won’t get hurt from doing so but, in his place, he gets to see Itadori get wacked around
Itadori had to tell them to stop because those slaps were starting to get annoying💀
Animated Movies Marathons!!
They’ll watch anything from Pixar to Disney to Dreamwork’s and Studio Ghibli movies. They will pull all-nighters (not really because they end up going to sleep at like 5 am💀)
Their favorite movies to watch is Shrek 1 & 2, Princess Mononoke, and the Kung Fu Panda Trilogy
They also like live action movies like Marvel and Star Wars
They will literally re-enact scenes from all the Avenger Movies💀
He’ll play video games with them (usually let’s them win cause why not). They love playing Wii Sports and Mario Cart
He’s a great storyteller. Only because of the voices and hand gestures he makes make the storybook that they’re reading more exciting.
Random Dance Battles in the House!
He would definitely blast some bands, old school (70s-2000s) music, and modern-day. They will sing and dance along with the music.
It’s like you’re living in a musical in the household
“What are you three doing😐?”
*Them sweating as Mariah Carey Vision of Love plays in the background*
You’re of a different culture???
He would want his kids to be so invested and educated on both their cultures
(I mean there’s not a JJK man on this list that wouldn’t mind their child learning their other parent’s culture because they should)
Seriously, having Yūji as a husband and the father of your kids is really fun
Fushiguro Megumi
What are the kids like?
You two would have at most three daughters (MAYBE four but nothing exceeding that)
Idk why Megumi gives me Girl Dad energy💀
They all have the same eyes as him and hair color. Every other characteristic comes from you like your gorgeous hair, skin, and a few other features but their faces look ALMOST identical to his especially at certain angles
If you had a nickel for every time someone told you that they look identical to him, you would be rich💀
They got their animal lover trait from him (I’m convinced that he’s an animal lover after reading an interview of Akutami where he stated that Megumi gets more saddened when an animal passes away rather than when a stranger does)
They’re shy, soft-spoken, and well-mannered but they have some of your traits too.
Also, I feel like, unlike Yūji kids, they would be more into calmer activities like reading and arts of any kind.
How is he as a parent?
He’s a pretty patient parent. His kids don’t understand something? No problem. He’s patient with them and explains it.
He’s not overbearing, but he’s not lenient either. He’s balanced about parenting. He still set rules and guides them but he allows them to explore their curiosity.
He wants them to learn how to be independent.
He would want his daughters to be respectful, intelligent, resourceful people.
He would want his kids to also learn basic home skills (like he’ll cook with them or teach them how to do laundry)
Not really a demanding parent since his kids have sense.
Overall he’s a good dad, but I would say that his only flaw is that he’s not the best at emotional support. I mean what do you expect from someone who probably wasn’t given the best emotional support growing up (he lost his parents, basically ALMOST sold away to another Clan, and thrown into the Jujutsu world. No wonder he’s messed up💀)
He usually directs the kids to you whenever they have an issue or he’s the type that would find a solution rather than talk about it. However, he tries his best to learn how to be there for them emotionally (he’s not amazing at it but he’s learning and growing)
Fun Headcanons
They beg him to summon his Divine Dogs much to his annoyance. He does it anyway (they’re probably the only ppl where he doesn’t mind summoning his dogs for a little bit)
He does not trust leaving his kids alone with Gojo since that man is a mess💀🤚🏽
He knows some shit would get stirred up if he ever allowed that to happen again
The last time he let Gojo babysit his kids, you and Megumi came from a mission together only to come home and see that the kitchen was a mess
“Yay! Mama and Papa are home”. *one of the kids say with cake batter all over their hair and face*
*you know how Megumi and Nobara looked when they found out Yūji was alive? That was you two faces at that moment*
“I’ll leave you two with this mess” *Gojo teleports*
Let’s just say that Megumi found it hard to trust Gojo for a long time and he had to run deep baths for all his daughters.
He’s not a movie watcher unlike Yúji but his kids would usually force him to watch Studio Ghibli and Disney-Pixar Movies with him
He ended up falling asleep in the middle of each movie💀
I head-canon that Nobara is that fabulous aunt who would go on shopping day trips with you and the girls and teach them about Fashion and style.
Yūji would be that one uncle that does spontaneous visits to see them and brings them to Amusement Parks and Arcades. They get into having fun so much that they often come home late (which pisses of Megumi💀)
Okkotsu Yūta
What are the kids like?
I see him with either two kids OR three kids
They have a nice balance between you and his features.
As for personality, one has his personality while the other(s) takes after you.
They have your hobbies too.
I also feel like the kids would do athletic and creative activities.
How is he as a parent?
At first, he was pretty worried about him being a parent
But after some time, he became better
He’s practically a natural at taking care of children
He’s very affectionate with his kids. He gives them lots of hugs and kisses.
They’re well-behaved because of his parenting but sometimes they can get a little too much
They’re one of those kids who would literally exploit his kindness (not in a mean way though)
You say no to a toy? No problem, they’ll go to him instead
If you said no to them then he will too until they pull out the sad puppy face and whine. Then he’ll have no choice but to buy it
He just needs to work on saying no to them. But how can he when they’re so adorable???
Fun Head-canons
Lots of visits from Maki, Inumaki, and Panda
Inumaki and Panda would get them into some jokes (these two literally have the same brain cell as Gojo) while Maki will probably knock some sense into them
Maki isn’t good with kids but they love her
She's definitely the cool aunt😎
Yūta tells them stories of his battles and their eyes are just sparkling with excitement
They want to grow up to be just like him (It warms his heart too)
He also loves watching Animated movies with his kids (Their favorite being Princess and the Frog, Beauty and the Beast, Ponyo and How to Train your Dragon Trilogy)
He knows how to do their hair (which shocks you because you never taught him. He’s just a natural at it)