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[loganbutwithfeelings]

Note On March 12th, 2023: I'm alive! I know I've been inactive for a while, but I haven't given up on this fandom. It's just harder to stay engaged with a lack of new content (and my ADHD finding new hyperfixations lol). I'll return! I just don't know when. For now I'm staying dormant, but I hope y'all fanders keep doing what makes fandom great by creating and sharing what we all love!!!

Heya! :)

welcome!! I go by hobbes they/them, and my AO3 is LoganButWithFeelings. I’ve got some one shots there if you’d like to take a look! 

I don’t have a main ship atm so it’s really just who fits the vibe. also, I try to have a mix of romantic, platonic, and the sides just having fun, so there’s a lil for everyone!!

happy to tag stuff more thoroughly, just send me an ask and I'll try to update/cover it from there!

(ps my main is @notthathobbes, feel free to bother me there too!!) 

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Roman: Pat wants a two-way petting zoo for his birthday

Logan: What is that?

Roman: you pet the animals, they pet you back

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Logan: Why should I help you?

Roman: because we're friends!!

Logan: When's my birthday?

Roman: oh come on, when's my birthday?

Logan: I don't know, because we're not friends.

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Janus: Welcome to Spilling The Tea!

Janus: Today, we're joined by my friend Remus. So, what do you have to confess?

Remus: I like to eat nerds because I'm secretly hungry for aquarium gravel, and it really takes the edge off

Janus: ...sorry?

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Roman: did I want to finally slay the dragon witch? sure. was I mad that Remus beat me to it? absolutely. will I ever get over it? mhm... no

Roman: but life goes on

Roman: not for me, though

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Remus: I think you're overthinking it

Virgil: I think you're underthinking it

Logan: I think it's time for bed. Have you considered earplugs, Thomas?

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Roman: Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked, but it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.

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Golf Course Worker: I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

Roman: what? why?

Worker: Well, there are currently six of you on this golf cart when the maximum is four.

Patton: Wait, six?

Roman: one, two...five, six-- OH MY GOD WE LOST LOGAN---

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Logan: Ahem, Roman, what are you doing?

Roman: separating the recycles into whites and colors

Roman: Janus said that's how we recycle

Logan:

Roman: that is how we recycle, right

Logan:

Roman: right????

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Janus: Thank you for meeting me here.

Roman: are you kidding? I'd go anywhere to see a turtle. where did you find him?

Janus: There's no turtle. I just needed to get you here.

Roman: damnit, Janet! now I'm gonna have to go online and look at turtles or else I'm gonna be off for the whole day, gimme a minute--

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Logan: Maybe the nonviolent approach is the best one here.

Roman: I wasn't going to use violence. you know I don't always use violence

Roman: don't I?

Logan: The important thing is that you believe that.

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Roman: they said I couldn't get a picture with santa, so now christmas is cancelled

Logan: You can't cancel a holiday.

Roman: yeah, well keep it up and you'll lose new year's

Logan: What does that even mean?

Roman: Pat, take new year's from Logan

Patton: Roman, no!

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Janus: I was really hoping for a righteous mob, and I ended up with Roman and Remus.

Janus: But they both have a mob mentality. And I'm pretty sure Remus has a pitchfork in his car.

Remus: *head pops in* you need my pitchfork~~~?

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Janus: I would never say it to his face, but Roman is a wonderful person and I really consider him like family.

Logan: Why... wouldn't you say that to his face?

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Roman: um, why are you standing outside?

Patton: The door's locked and Logan has the key.

Roman: what about the spare?

Virgil: he has that one too

Virgil: when I asked him how we'd get in the house if he died, he said "If I'm dead, you all have been dead for weeks."

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Janus: Did it hurt when you fell?

Roman: from heaven? that's usually my line ;)

Janus: No, when you fell walking in. I saw you trip on your own foot and just kind of lie there on the floor for ten minutes.

Roman:

Janus: Oh, and look at that, your elbow is bleeding.

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Roman: *looking at wedding dresses*

Roman: ugh I dunno, do you think I'm going too far?

Virgil: no, no, you went too far nine hours ago when you decided the theme would be "marie antoinette" twenty minutes after you met him

Roman: ...jan?

Janus: Absolutely too far. Do you really think that veil is going to fit under a pouf wig? I mean come on, Roman. That one's the obvious choice.