Hi neur, I saw your post about what it would be like to be a father and it made me curious about what you think Lane would be like as a father 🫣
He definitely wouldn't know how to discipline kids, that's for sure. But every kid would absolutely love him because he's the cool dad, or the cool uncle. He's kind of like the fun dad next door.
I also feel like if his kid came home after getting beaten up by another child, Lane wouldn't wait around for the adults to sort it out. He'd march right over to the other kid first and make it very clear that if they ever laid another hand on his child, there'd be consequences. Only after that would he go talk to the parents.
Of course, it would probably end with everyone sitting in the principal's office.
Lane would probably say something like "Your kid thought it'd be a good idea to jump mine. I'm here to make sure they don't get that idea again."
He'd tone down the swearing because, well, it's a school.
"This is a school, Mr. Fostman."
But he'd still be aggressive enough, stubborn enough, and just enough of a douchebag to get his point across without crossing the line.
I can also imagine him becoming the kind of parent everyone at school whispers about.
"Don't mess with the Fostman kid."
"Why?"
"Because dealing with the dad is ten times worse. He's like a giant toddler."
The teachers would sigh every time they saw him walk through the front gate because they already knew he was about to be a handful. Meanwhile, all the kids would think he was the coolest dad ever.
He'd probably volunteer for every school event too. If you asked him why, he'd flash that stupid grin "The teachers, the moms, the ladies love me, Honey."
In reality though, he'd only signed up because it gave him another excuse to spend time with his kids.
That's pretty much how I picture him.
The only area where he'd be an absolutely terrible parent is discipline. Raising your kids with Lane would feel like having an extra child in the house because you'd constantly have to parent him too.
And if your kid turned out to be a little troublemaker, there's a very good chance they learned it from the best.
So you'd end up being the responsible one, cleaning up the messes, setting boundaries, and reminding everyone where the line is because Lane definitely isn't going to be the one doing it. Unless you whoop his ass.
Can I just say how life changing it is to play Big Bad Dogs?!
The characters are so well written and the dialogue feels very immersive. Plus I’m such a sucker for pop culture, so when I saw the Daft Punk poster in MC’s room to the songs Lane would sing/reference, I was overjoyed. Also, love how accurate the outfits the characters wear are.
There is only 3 chapters out but it’s a 1000000/10 for me.
I really wanted to draw mc and her trusty mop. She won’t hesitate to smack someone with it lol
Can I just say how life changing it is to play Big Bad Dogs?!
The characters are so well written and the dialogue feels very immersive. Plus I’m such a sucker for pop culture, so when I saw the Daft Punk poster in MC’s room to the songs Lane would sing/reference, I was overjoyed. Also, love how accurate the outfits the characters wear are.
There is only 3 chapters out but it’s a 1000000/10 for me.
I really wanted to draw mc and her trusty mop. She won’t hesitate to smack someone with it lol
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