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The Bloodbath Killer bashes Cave's head against a rock several times. GLaDOS kills Marine with her own weapon. Day 1 Space, Lydia, and Killer track down and kill Morality. Arena Event A monstrous hurricane wreaks havoc on the arena. Claude is sucked into the hurricane. Space tries to save GLaDOS from being sucked into the hurricane, only to be sucked in as well. Anger pushes Neuro into an incoming boulder. The Sissy pushes Wheatley into an incoming boulder. Chell tries to save Lydia from being sucked into the hurricane, only to be sucked in as well. Cat is incapacitated by flying debris and dies. Rick is incapacitated by flying debris and dies. Morbid is sucked into the hurricane. Night 1 No deaths occurred. Day 2 No deaths occurred. Night 2 No deaths occurred. Day 3 The Sissy pushes Athena off a cliff during a knife fight. Arena Event A tsunami rolls into the the arena. Harpy fatally injures herself on debris. Craig defeats The P.E.B., but throws him in the water to make sure he dies. Night 3 Trix and Frick fight Craig and Killer. Craig and Killer survive. The Feast Curi repeatedly stabs Anger to death with sais. Killer dies from an infection. Day 4 No deaths occurred. Night 4 No deaths occurred. Day 5 No deaths occurred. Night 5 John dies from hunger. Day 6 No deaths occurred. Night 6 No deaths occurred. Day 7 No deaths occurred. Night 7 No deaths occurred. Day 8 Curi, The Sissy, and Craig get into a fight. The Sissy triumphantly kills them both.
The winner is The Sissy from District 1!