[tredlocity]

Game show where you watch an apology video and try to be the first to guess what the person did.

[tredlocity]

Youtuber: I’d like to address the recent-

Contestant 1: *BUZZ* Solicited nudes from minors!

Youtuber: -incident that-

Contestant 2: *BUZZ* Said a slur during a stream!

Youtuber: -occured on my trip-

Contestant 1: *BUZZ* Went to a foreign country and disrespected a holy place!

Host: Correct! Bonus points for guessing before the first ad spot!

[showerthoughtspost]

Maybe we don’t hear as much about organized crime these days because they’ve gotten REALLY organized.

[seedy]

“haha i don’t care" 

*goes home and cries*

[firedrill]

woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain

man: oh that’s so sweet, i–

woman: i’ve adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.

[sdrgiobhjkfdlbjreiug-deactivate]

*covers mouth and nose in selfie* ah yes now i’m beautiful 

[kdrm]

whoever composed the mii music. Rivals mozart

[athetos]

The composer is Kazumi Totaka - the voice of yoshi and composer for animal crossing!

[mesopelagic]

fuckin legend

[winemom-culture]

Me: *is feeling bad* Also me: *can’t think of a way to make it funny* Brain: can’t talk about it then

[sleep-safe]

this is…. meta as fuck

[ankle-beez]

Looney Tunes Show wasn’t fucking around

[grimphantom2]

This is one of those moments you WISH they made a season 3.

[ck-blogs-stuff]

Jesus Christ…

[justpidgance]

WHAT WAS THAT

[echomortis]

Thinks about how a guy got paid to say nothing but radda radda for the entire run of chowder

[thekrissychula]

[thekrissychula]

[echomortis]

Thinks about how a guy got paid to say nothing but radda radda for the entire run of chowder

[oraclesofnorway]

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

[andrewbelami]

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

[deactivatingrealsoon-deactivate]

6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness

[ankle-beez]

Looney Tunes Show wasn’t fucking around

[grimphantom2]

This is one of those moments you WISH they made a season 3.

[ck-blogs-stuff]

Jesus Christ…

[justpidgance]

WHAT WAS THAT

[winemom-culture]

Me: *is feeling bad* Also me: *can’t think of a way to make it funny* Brain: can’t talk about it then

[sleep-safe]

this is…. meta as fuck

[taint3edcakes]

[zeroenthusiasm]