Spamton punched my dog in the head and it died

Toby | 27 | they/he | My Art | 18+ followers only please!

[echomortis]

Whenever I see something stupid that annoys me on the internet I have to remember this. Its like a saint to me

[infectiouspiss]

"post without tags?" OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11

[wordfather]

a 6th grader tried to ragebait me the other day and i didn't even realize because i was in awe of this perfect 31 on my potato and she kept getting pissed at me and calling me a 'number lover' and i was like 'i sure am :)!'

[wordfather]

forgot to say that im a teacher. a random 6th grader didnt spawn into my lunch break to mock me, though that is really really funny to think about

[karatekamania]

ppl on this site will get into serious ass discourse about how characters are headcanoned and shit, like fully getting mad and vagueposting others and writing essays and shit, and then you look up what character they''re talking about and its like. Zippy from hit tv show Zippy Learns To Count and Do Their ABCs

[karatekamania]

sometimes headcanon discourse will be about a character who is clearly coded to be X identity and half of the fandom is truly pissing on the poor and refusing to even entertain/respect such an interpretation, sometimes headcanon discouse will be ppl just getting mad that people are playing dollies with a random character in a different way compared to how they personally play dollies. and said character is Zippy from hit tv show Zippy Learns To Count and Do Their ABCs

[inaturalist-unofficial]

[kingcatnine]

we need to instill a new storytelling rule of thumb into people called "show don't tweet" where we encourage them to put all pertinent canon information into the actual story and its official supplemental material instead of using reddit AMAs as lore dlcs

[lleyksie]

bunnies ! !

[c-53]

How do cats know they can do the boo boo wheel

[c-53]

Only hits

[c-53]

FOR THOSE ASKING: PRESENTING THE BOO BOO WHEEL

[fishingboatproceeds]

whats a tumblypoo

I’ve been calling you people tumblypoos since 2011. 

I find it odd that people only just now seem to be realizing that I am a dork.

[sabrnia-deactivated20150929]

we hate you john green

[fishingboatproceeds]

My name is not important. What is important is what I’m going to do… I just fuckin’ hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It’s time for me to kill. And it’s time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.

[sabrnia-deactivated20150929]

hey johny my bro relax

[beetalerry]

drew a salman

[mysticetes]

you freaks are gonna "do whatever you want forever" your way into a broken nose one of these days

[echomortis]

Can the plants stop cumming PLEASE.

[greelin]

they just look like this

[greelin]

too many of you are being far too cruel.

[tyger-land]

Artwork by 𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗮𝗺 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝘂𝘁 - inspired by Robert Crumb - from the book Legends of the Blues (Abrams, 2013).

[creepymutelilbugger]

[creepymutelilbugger]

[rabbitscreams]

may all your mistakes be learning experiences

[rabbitscreams]

i hope you say something stupid and can laugh it off. i hope you get corrected on ignorance and become a better ally for it. i hope you learn that you're wrong about something and it changes your world view. i hope you get in a sticky situation and have to ask for help. i hope you lose an argument and it fosters better understanding. i hope you say something irrational and cruel and then apologize later for it. i hope something is your fault and you help to fix it.

[cunning-linguistix]

Pro tip: when you see a brand new slang term, your first question should be how that term has been used in AAVE for the past 20-30 years.