[loislanefyi]

Texts | | Jack&Lois

Jack: What makes you think I don't already have one?

Lois: If you do they should be fired.

[quinzeyl]

No, I’m not trying to give you anything. I’m just simply observing and taking in what I see.

[loislanefyi]

This outta be good.

[tomaszholt-deactivated20171004]

“Green Arrow? I guess someone still holds the right to Robin Hood Vigilante?” He asked no one in particular as he perused the article, pretending that he wasn’t interested even though most of the important details to his successful purging of Tony Colletta was already being saved somewhere in his memory bank.

[loislanefyi]

Lois loved when people read her articles, sure, but she had to admit that there was something about someone she disliked reading them. A little spark that flickered through her chest and burned bright for the rest of the day, fueling her. Sliding up beside Bruce she heard his speech, directed to nobody in particular, and jumped in. "Don't tell me you're upset because someone is taking all your spotlight, Bruce. Surely there is enough room for the both of you."

[barryhenry-blog]

What’s the matter? Cat got a hold of your tongue? 

About that: do you think Iris would appreciate a baby kitten-cat?

[loislanefyi]

Something like that.

Barry, you own a pet rat-- I would not leave it up to you to get anyone else a pet. Besides, she's a very busy woman and if she had a "kitten-cat" to look after, how would she ever find the time to look after you?

[gusfitzpatrick-deactivated20140]

Thank you. Just let me know when it’s the first lesson.

[loislanefyi]

I'll get in touch, Ms...?

[the-emerald-hero-blog]

"A guy that dresses up as Robin Hood and goes around with a bow and arrow picking fights with gangsters with guns … clearly has issues."

[loislanefyi]

"Did your time on the island teach you a lot about psychological issues, Mr. Queen?"

[partialveela-deactivated2014060]

The less questions the better, in my opinion.

[loislanefyi]

Not in mine. What's a world without questions and curiosity? How can people be so contempt to just sit back and not ask questions or understand everything?

[loislanefyi]

Texts | | Jack&Lois

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Jack:Oops.

Lois: You really need a psychiatrist.

[gwen-maxine-deactivated20150811]

I don’t see how some wannabe cop running around the streets at night with a bow and arrow makes people feel safe. No one knows this guy’s agenda. 

[gwen-maxine-deactivated20150811]

[loislanefyi]

I don't see how police forces full of corrupt cops makes anyone feel safe, but here we are.

[tallmccartney]

Unfortunately, yes. He was assigned to a case of mine a while back and didn’t exactly live up to the professional standards one would expect from The Daily Planet. Basically, he was an ass.

[loislanefyi]

Well the next time you need anything from The Daily planet, ask for Lois Lane, personally. I promise I won't disappoint.

[selikyle]

Wait so you’re telling me there’s a masked man running around town shooting arrows at everything and people think he’s being “valiant”? 

[loislanefyi]

Jury's still out on that one, but it seems that way. Unless you're the PD, then he's anything but.

[lenabertinelli-deactivated20140]

Refreshing the CCPD’s main webpage has never been as pointless as it is now — there are no vacant positions on the force, so someone needs to explain to me why I keep refreshing regardless, day in, day out.

[loislanefyi]

Why are you so interested in working for the police? I only ask because I make it a priority of mine to have at least a few friends in each department and maybe I could throw in a good word for you.

[loislanefyi]

Texts | | Jack & Lois

Jack: No, you didn't.

Jack: You just couldn't figure out who I was.

Jack: After you established that you have a thing for men threatening you.

Lois: I'm sure I did, actually. Unless you had something worth my time, and letting my know about how good of a day it is, isn't.

Lois: That's what you took from our conversation, huh?

[partialveela-deactivated2014060]

Which one would garner less questions?

[loislanefyi]

They'd both probably come with an equal amount of questions. What can I say-- I'm a curious gal.

[fellhardy]

Oh, for chrissakes - if people can’t afford the hourly rate for a PI, why the hell are they bothering me?

[loislanefyi]

Desperation. It's quite the driving force.

[loislanefyi]

Texts | | Jack & Lois

Jack: Today is a good day.

Jack: I have a good feeling things are going to look up because of it.

Lois: I thought I told you to lose my number.

[bckettok-blog]

Believe me, I do love the attention. I’m just not the biggest fan of the attention I get when I’ve done something “wrong” in the public’s eye. It’s annoying.

[loislanefyi]

There's a simple solution to your problem; though I don't think it's something you could manage.