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adrian’s “mate of the week” ranking board
Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
My mans
nasa employee: this guy hasn't interacted with humans in like 20/60 years should he really be giving interviews?
nasa employee 2: ehh just give him some media training and it should be fine
this is more of a silly one bc i just wanted to draw grace in a suit ^^
The more things change, the more things stay the same....
I've never met Adrian but I already like them
I just made some BULLSHIT.
He/she Grace
in my world they’re in the same universe and people are experiencing a generational run of vlogs from men abandoned in space
PHM memes because I can't stop thinking about them
Eva Stratt really did bring a nervous shaking dog into a room full of wolves and said everybody clap for him or I’ll blow this whole building up. Absolutely nobody is doing it like her. Captain of the Pathetic Little Guy Club.
dennis trying that one tiktok trend of wives telling their husbands that they can't pay the mortgage/rent for that month.
dennis is in their relationship for months now and hasn't paid a single ass thing to the brownstone/utilities/bills despite living there already so he thinks this should be fun.
(plus trinity told him to do it for fun so might as well)
it starts off innocent, they're in the living room. dennis is watching some sitcom, jack is browsing through the new edition of the journal of emergency medicine and robby's answering emails in his laptop.
dennis clears his throat, "you know, i can't help pay the mortgage this month"
robby and jack on cue look at him and dennis successfully holds his expression as if he's serious. dennis continues to watch the sitcom nonchalantly while jack and robby tilt their heads in confusion.
jack clears his throat, "honey, you know you haven't paid a single thing for this house for months now"
"and you don't pay the mortgage. jack and i pay the mortgage," robby adds before turning his attention back to his laptop and dennis shrugs
that was fast, dennis thinks to himself so he tries to take it a step further. "by the way, i also have some money saved up so i can contribute to the bills instead"
jack closes his laptop in confusion and turns to look at dennis. dennis tilts his head as if confused.
"den, we pay the bills. you're paying for nothing," jack clarifies. "you just stay there, be pretty while we pay for everything else."
"and no, you're also not paying for groceries by the way. we pay for that," robby pipes up, not taking his eyes off his laptop for a second.
dennis licks his lips, "but what if i--"
"no," both jack and robby said in unison.
"this discussion is over. you're not paying for anything," jack sternly says before opening up his laptop again to browse through the journal again.
an hour later, dennis hums as he scrolls through his phone and speaks, "i kinda want a new lingerie."
robby and jack scramble through their wallets immediately as soon as those words left his mouth and show him their cards, "take your pick."
as if dennis doesn't have those numbers and pins memorized lmao
For the day shift, Huckleberry eventually gets shortened down to just berry
Then Princess and Perlah tell him he’s so sweet for helping her throughout the day. Now his nickname has evolved to sweet berry
And then the berry gets dropped
Now, everyone in the ER calls him sweets or sweetie, and Robby even slipped up and called him sweetheart once, which made Dennis blush for the entire day
Robby coins the nickname, and everyone gets glared at enough times to not call Dennis sweetheart unless they want to face Robby’s wrath
It devolves to the point where each floor knows that his nickname is sweet, and some even think his actual name is sweetie or sweetums or something along those lines
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This just came to me as I was about to post this lmao
For night shift, the few times when he needs to work night shift, the nickname bloodhound gets shortened to hound
Which is just dog, so John calls him his dawg, and it’s hilarious, so Walsh also calls him that
And it quickly devolves much faster than the day shift into Jack calling him pup or puppy without a second thought
He’s the only one who does that, though; no one else even thinks about going that far
Just the married couple having their own special nicknames for him, and they get all standoffish when anyone else tries to call Dennis them
the pitt instagram
[srry like ALL of them are hucklerabbot]
robby showing off for dennis 🤝 dennis showing off robby
Dennis puts up a tiktok captioned ‘my bosses put me in their attic :/‘ and videoing himself sitting in front of boxes in an attic entirely to get them in trouble because he’s actually up there because Jack only has one leg and Robby has a bad back and they think there’s a rat up there (it’s a raccoon and he’s about to make it his and Trinity’s new son) and Dennis is annoyed at them because the attic door closed and they can’t find the stick you use to open it.
Anyways. Meet Pebbles, his new son raccoon, he’s very confused and likes being put in onesies and carried like a baby. Robby is arguing with Gloria in HR again. Jack isn’t answering her calls anymore. Trinity shares her grapes with the gremlins who live with her and it’s her biggest regret.
Inspired by my own post
Abbot is the one who discovers Dennis’s little hideout in the abandoned wing of the hospital. Abbot sees the energy bar wrappers all over the desk, Whitakers very few items of clothing tossed across the backs of chairs, and various textbooks laying across the room and- abbot remembers what it was like being a in medical school, trying to make ends meet, and struggling trying to make it work.
Lookin at this wide eyes kid on the brink of tears, abbot can’t just leave him there, that’s like leaving a kitten in the rain! So jack helps Dennis gather his meager belongings an basically carried the kid over to his own place, and plopping him in the guest room for the foreseeable.
For awhile, it reminds Jack of having a roommate back in college. Coming home to them sleep on the couch, surrounded by computers and textbooks, finding Cheeto print fingers all over the couch, forced to witness them eat the most disgusting microwave food combinations. It’s Almost nostalgic to Jack.
But then there are moments Jack realizes Whitaker is so young and fragile and kind .Still in school earning his degree, learning about the kids family back in broken bow and how unsupportive they were, about dennis homelessness these past few months. It’s like the kid reached into jacks chest and is squeezing his heart.
Walking past Dennis asleep turns into Jack draping blanket over him and turning off the laptop. Watching the kid eat microwave dinners turns into making Dennis packed meals for work. Jack and his wife never had kids, but abbot assumes this is what it feels like, a dash of worry and stress paired with overwhelming fondness.
Abbot was not prepared though, for the intensely protective feelings that arise when he notices how Dennis looks at Robby, or the peevish feelings when abbot notices Robby looking back at the kid. Jack does not like the looking. Or the touching. Does not like it one bit.
Jack loves Robby. Genuinely, he does. Thats his best friend, his brother. They go on rooftops and drag each other away from the edge. Jack would do anything for Robby…..except let him date Dennis. Dennis is basically jacks son now, even if barely anyone knows, but Jack is NOT letting his boy get tangled up with Robby. Robby who would only fuck Dennis for a couple of months before suddenly dropping him. Jack knows what Robby is like, ok, and Robby is NOT gonna ‘love em and leave em’ to jacks newly acquired progeny, not on Jack watch. Especially after Robby gets that midwife crisis motorcycle. Abbot is not letting Robby put Dennis on that death trap.
Que jack doing everything in his power to prevent his new son from hooking up with this emotionally stunted manwhore best friend
Dennis does think about how Robby interacts with him differently. He thinks about Trinity’s teasing and sees the underlying truth in her words
He will now use it to his advantage
He’s used to being spoiled, growing up significantly younger than his four brothers; none of them ever had the strength of will to say no to him. Not his parents, not his brothers, not a single person in that town
But life has been hard, and he left that behind in Nebraska. He was a working adult who had faced struggles he had never imagined for himself. But now…
Robby has a beautiful gourmet sandwich right there
It looks so good. He wants it. And Dennis Whitaker always gets what he wants
He flashes his big ol' wet eyes at him and flutters his eyelashes, making a soft comment on how good it looks, and pouts about how he wishes he weren’t low on money. He's just so so so hungry
Next thing he knows, the sandwich is in his hands, Robby’s face is flushed as he looks away from Dennis, and Robby’s mumbling about checking on a patient while walking in the direction of the food court
Trinity is astonished and giddy as he shares half the sandwich with her. He teases her that shes lucky he's kind and benevolent enough to share his spoils with her. She begs him to use his powers for evil.
And he does
A drink from Dana, a snack from Langdon, working on a case with Mohan, a couple of bucks for the vending machine from Abbot just as he’s leaving, even Trinity is not immune, like she thinks
Dennis Whitaker is spoiled, and everyone around indulges him completely. He gets what he wants