Loki's SICK and TIRED of being a ginger so after school on friday he goes to CVS and gets himself a couple boxes of hair dye in jet black and comes home triumphant mom's gone for the weekend so she can't stop him this time and then he has to sheepishly ask Thor to come help him with the back of his head because he can't tell if he's missing spots and then it's a lot of 'wow dude mom's gonna kill you when she sees this mess' and 'be CAREFUL dumbass you're making the mess worse' and 'dude your eyebrows look so stupid hahahaha' and 'well I can't have orange eyebrows' and a little 'dude, does this stain skin?'
And yes Thor, it does stain skin.


















