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“flirting” aka staring at u and when u look back at me i look away very fast so u wont see that i was staring at u
tbh all I need a hug and a lot of money (the hug is optional)
Your blog fails to make me smile :) I love you!
did you forget the word never or is this a hate message
What if it doesn’t wanna be called hotspot and it wanted to be called beautifulspot
g2g = got 2 grow (as a human bean)
I’m the grandma
taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure
i feel that’s what alarms are for…
fuckboy:whats your favorite position in bed? ;)
me:near the wall so i can use my phone while its charging
A haiku about school:
fuck this, i am done.
bitch, i am so fucking done.
fuck this, i am done.
fuck personality types u wanna know a lot about a person? present them w a plate of brownies and see if they take a corner, side, or middle piece
tag this with the type of brownie piece you would take
Honestly I’m such a catch and if you don’t have at least a little crush on me its ur loss
every time i eat goldfish crackers i make sure to eat them in front of my fish tank to assert my dominance
Are Medusa’s leg hairs tiny snakes?
what if our use of emojis gradually becomes so extensive that we actually circle back to writing in hieroglyphics
me at the dentist
dentist: when was the last time you flossed?
me: bro u were THERE