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@lolafornia
#𝐁𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐀, an independent writing blog for ' ℒ𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝓦𝒂𝒍𝒌𝒆𝒓 ' , an original character / live-action adaptation of ' ℒ𝒐𝒍𝒂 ℬ𝙪𝒏𝙣𝒚 ' from warner brothers' 𝙻𝙾𝙾𝙽𝙴𝚈 𝚃𝚄𝙽𝙴𝚂 𝙵𝚁𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙸𝚂𝙴. blog is primarily based off of 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙻𝙾𝙾𝙽𝙴𝚈 𝚃𝚄𝙽𝙴𝚂 𝚂𝙷𝙾𝚆 (𝟸0𝟷𝟷) and my own headcanons. presented by haxan ( 27 / blak + melanesian aust. / he+they ), blog is rated 18+ ; not necessarily for content but for own comfort.
ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇་༘࿐ INFO. MIXTAPE. PINTEREST.
🐰 ❝ TO DRINK, OR NOT TO DRINK? ❞ — ANNA-MARIE.
she thought the other would 𝗻𝑒𝘃𝗲𝗿 ask ! still: it's a work event 🙴 she's a 𝒎𝙚𝘴𝐬𝐲 drunk — even with the level of celebrity she's gained, she can't afford to 𝐫𝘂𝘪𝒏 this dress. it's her 𝑓𝚊𝙫𝗼𝘂𝑟𝑖𝖙𝙚, after all! ❝ a woman after my own heart. maybe i'll 𝒋𝐨𝒊𝗻 ya' ! ❞ one of the underpaid waiters waltz's over 🙴 lola 𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑡𝑠𝑖𝑒𝑠 in typical lola fashion.
❝ 𝑨𝑳𝐑𝐈𝙂𝗛𝗧 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝑴𝐏, 𝐼'𝘔 𝐆𝗢𝗡𝑁𝐴' 𝑁𝑬𝐄𝗗 𝗔𝐍 𝑬𝑋𝗧𝐑𝗔 𝘿𝙄𝑹𝙏𝙔 𝘔𝘈𝗥𝐓𝑰𝘕𝗜, 𝑨𝗡𝐃 𝘛𝙃𝗜𝘚 𝑳𝑂𝑉𝙀𝘓𝙔 𝐋𝐀𝐃𝘠 𝑾𝑰𝐿𝐿 𝑯𝗔𝗩𝐸 —? ❞
݁ Ი𐑼⋆ @ro9ue !
🐰 ❝ IT COULD BE DANGEROUS TO THE HEALTH. ❞ — TINTIN.
❝ 𝑶h spare me, tins. ❞ new nickname alert ! she's stood on set — a blonde 𝘪𝐧𝒈𝐞𝗻𝘂𝘦 surrounded by all sorts of toms 🙴 dicks 🙴 harries puffing on fat wads of 𝘵𝒐𝑏𝙖𝗰𝑐𝑜.
𝙼𝙾𝙽𝙺𝙴𝚈 𝚂𝙴𝙴, 𝙼𝙾𝙽𝙺𝙴𝚈 𝙳𝙾. she defiantly lifts her cigarette holder 🙴 lights her 𝐯𝐢𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐚 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐦. ❝ i don't know what goes on over in 𝗕𝐸𝑳𝙂𝐈𝗨𝘔, but this is 𝑎𝒎𝐞𝗿𝙞𝗰𝒂. i have a right to 𝐝𝒆𝑠𝙩𝒓𝒐𝑦 myself. self determination, tins, look it up ! ❞
݁ Ი𐑼⋆ @atleur !
SHARON TATE in VALLEY OF THE DOLLS (1967) — dir. Mark Robson
GOLDIE HAWN as ELISE ELLIOT ATCHISON THE FIRST WIVES CLUB (1996) dir. Hugh Wilson
daffy bugs Lola
Bringing Up Baby (1938) dir. Howard Hawks
“ credit card !?” Bea rummaged through the purse and pulls out one of those plastic monopoly credit cards. “This is all I got, babe.” she frowned and hands it to her. “What are we gonna do!?” she gasped dramatically. the first thought in her head was to rob a bank but she promised someone she would be behave herself. “ we shake our tits until someone gives us money for food?”
❝ Shake our — ? Bea ! I know BUNNY'S in my stage name, but I don't want none'a these PLAYBOYS. ❞ she checks her manicure... was it worth it ? absolutely.
❝ It's fine, i'll just swallow my gum. There's no sugar in it, so it's probably for the best. Watching my figure. ❞
𝕳er stance gives it all away ... STANDING WITH HANDS ON HER HIPS, leaning on one leg to relieve pain from her Age of Innocence leopard-print mules, impatience beaming. ❝ ℒow-𝔏ah. Y'gonna snap out-a-it or what. ❞ accent reigns a little thick, its natural consonance matching – simmering tension.
TINA RUSSO RAISES HER HANDS, STANDING UP STRAIGHT TO FLASH THE BLONDE'S NEW PROJECT IN HER FACE. SHE HAD ONLY AGREED TO A MAKEOVER UNDER THE GUISE OF GETTING LOLA'S MIND OFF BOYS – A FEAT SHE HAD SEVERELY OVERESTIMATED.
❝ HEY, LOOKIE HERE! ❞ tone switches to playful, consonance turning to a light sing-song. 𝐓ina sways side by side, denim skirt's medallion trim singing along with her voice. ❝ WHAT'DYA THINK? Y'RECKON IT'S WORTH A STEAL? ❞ [she doesn't care about the skirt at all– it's a solid attempt at a distraction.
𝕿ℎ𝘦 𝑤𝘢𝑦 𝘵ℎ𝘦 𝑙𝘪𝑔𝘩𝑡 𝘤𝑎𝘵𝑐𝘩𝑒𝘴 𝑜𝘯 ℎ𝘪𝑠 𝘴𝑖𝘭𝑣𝘦𝑟 𝘩𝑎𝘪𝑟, 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝘸𝑎𝘺 ℎ𝘪𝑠 𝘴𝑛𝘢𝑔𝘨𝑙𝘦𝑡𝘰𝑜𝘵ℎ 𝘱𝑙𝘢𝑦𝘴 PEEK-A-BOO ( ! ) 𝘸ℎ𝘦𝑛 𝘩𝑒'𝑠 𝘮𝑖𝘥-𝘺𝑎𝘱, 𝑜𝘶𝑟 𝘣𝑜𝘯𝑒 𝘴𝑡𝘳𝑢𝘤𝑡𝘶𝑟𝘦𝑠 𝘸𝑜𝘶𝑙𝘥 𝑙𝘰𝑜𝘬 𝑜𝘩 𝑠𝘰 𝑐𝘰𝑚𝘱𝑎𝘵𝑖𝘣𝑙𝘦 𝑡𝘰𝑔𝘦𝑡𝘩𝑒𝘳 ! 𝑇𝘩𝑖𝘯𝑘 𝘢𝑏𝘰𝑢𝘵 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝘣𝑖𝘭𝑙𝘣𝑜𝘢𝑟𝘥𝑠, 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝘭𝑖𝘨ℎ𝘵𝑠, 𝑡𝘩𝑒 —
🦆 TINA: ❝ HEY, LOOKIE HERE ! ❞
★ ROMEO & JULIET, LIZZY & DARCY , 𝐋𝐎𝐋𝐀 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐄𝐑 & 𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐄 : LOVE STORIES THAT WILL STAND THE TEST OF TIME. It's enough to make her eyes dart back to 𝐓ina, though she'll still find herself resisting the 𝔪𝘢𝒈𝓃𝗲𝓉𝘪𝒄 pull her eyes have towards Mr. Bugs — !
❝ oohhh, that's so pretty — I told you, 𝐓𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳𝚈 is the real deal. You know he does Emma Webster's styling ? She's real vaudeville, you know, so he knows his away around 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐦. ❞ her eyes steal another glance at the comedian, just for a second, 𝐛𝐚𝒔𝐡𝑖𝘯𝑔 her lashes at him, before snapping back to reality. ❝ OH! oh my god, 𝑻ina, I'm such a 𝑑𝐢𝒕𝐳, it's 𝐠𝗶𝐫𝒍𝒔 𝘯𝐢𝑔𝙝𝘵 𝐨𝒖𝙩 and I'm fawning over some guy. I feel 𝘢𝒘𝐟𝙪𝙡... [ her teeth clench together in a 'don't-hate-me' smile, ]
Is he looking at me? ❞
MADELYN CLINE as Whiskey in Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)
Hung Up | Madonna
🐰 ❝ I'M NOT TRASHY, UNLESS I DRINK TOO MUCH. ❞ — VALERIE WONG.
- ❝ Oh my God, 𝖘𝗮𝐦𝘦𝑠𝒊𝘦𝒔 ! it's, like, so annoying. Last weekend i blacked out for the first time in years. Turns out those cutwater things are strong... I thought they were, like, healthier — because they're cut with water y'know ? they should really look into their branding... So misleading. ❞
݁ Ი𐑼⋆ @ghuliez !
🐰 ❝ I'M NOT A SNACK, I'M A HAPPY MEAL. ❞ — BEA KUHL.
❝ 𝑶h hell yeah girl ! love that confidence it's like, wow. hell yeah ! ❞ The starlet's eyes brighten up , hands clapping in a flurry, ❝ Great, now i'm, 𝙝𝙪𝗻𝐠𝗿𝘺. I can't pay, new nails... soooooo... can I have your credit card ? ❞
݁ Ი𐑼⋆ @kuhlgirl !
boogie nights (1997)
GET CRAZY, GET WILD. - JERSEY SHORE QUOTES COLLECTION. a series of quotes from the mtv reality show. some nsfw themes and strong language ahead. change verbiage and pronouns as needed.
alright, i'll make you a grilled cheese, asshole.
you're the worst argument person ever.
don't touch me, i'm tan!
it could be dangerous to the health.
my only rule: never fall in love at the jersey shore.
it's t-shirt time!
first impressions are everything. so, you got to stay fresh to death, i call it. fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. just stay fresh.
ew, you peed on my foot!
i thought you were just being drunk and stupid.
do you want to bang?
i am like a praying mantis. after i have sex with a guy, i will rip their heads off.
GTL: gym, tan, laundry.
shut your mouth, you dirty little hamster.
they have defied the law of intelligence.
i'm like, a pretty deep dude.
we're beating up the beat. that's what we say when we are doing our fist pump.
how many times you cook for me? none!
one step forward, two step backs.
i hate the ocean. yeah, it's all whale sperm.
hell has to be just like this.
i'm not a snack, i'm a happy meal.
yo, face down, ass up—that's how i like to have a good time.
cry all you want, your tears don't mean shit to me.
i'm sorry i punched you in the face.
i'm not trashy, unless I drink too much.
faux-hawk is like, my best thing.
to drink, or not to drink?
my ass is burning.
rahhhhn, stahhhp.
we're ex-boyfriend and girlfriend, and we're hanging out with each other, and like, you know, it's a little awkward bro.
it's juicehead central now. i'm in heaven.
this isn't law school; this is a t-shirt shop.
you don't come in on sunday with a banana and expect everything to be peaches.
i'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not fuck with me.
do i really want to do this right now? does The Situation want to get situated right now?
i am not fucking any of my roommates, therefore i should not be cleaning up after their shit.
it's like a war zone out here. all grenades.
i'm ready to party, get out there. let's get filthy, creepy, and weird.
your eyebrows are so bushy, they collect so much more bacteria than normal eyebrows would.
don't test me, because i will fail a majority of the time.
I.F.F. is the "I'm Fucked Foundation."
i don't care if you talk shit about me. talk shit about me all you want.
we take that with us for life, that bond. ... that was deep. that was fucking deep.
if you leave, i'm going to stuff your fucking nose with tampons.
