woo-hoo boys

sarah | she/her

[twocubes]

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

[sourcreammachine]

america city

population: everyone

[ash-the-tiefling]

COUNTRY GNOMES

TAKE THEIR BONES

*a bunch of gnomes in overalls run toward you and take your bones out of you*

[ash-the-tiefling]

this is the correct version of the song now

[pisboy]

Sire, the woodland gnomes have pledged 10 apples to our cause

[lusilly]

listen. we complain about epilogue babies named after dead characters but at least those authors aren't orson scott card

[lolamontezes]

[lusilly]

this one does not fucking count!!!!!!!!!

[lolamontezes]

It absolutely fucking does!!!!!!

[lusilly]

listen. we complain about epilogue babies named after dead characters but at least those authors aren't orson scott card

[lolamontezes]

[nat-20s]

Alright pls reblog this and put in the tags what would be the stupid expensive and utterly self indulgent thing you'd have in your house if your were fuckoff mcmansion rich. Mine be a fully maintained indoor lazy river

[coloredcompulsion]

[keskaowl]

tags from coloredcompulsion:

[filthyprotozoan]

tags from me lol but yeah

[squeakitties]

[meme-scene]

[squeakitties]

i looked into this and yeah. they’re literally like 1/20th the cost of comparable trees due to their shittiness and that price is alluring to city planners, which explains why they’re everywhere

[nat-20s]

while i understand why a lot of sci-fi has humans being shitty to AIs while the AIs are like “i am just existing what the fuck” I think it’d be fun to do the opposite. Homo “will packbond with anything” sapiens DESPERATELY trying to get the favor and friendship of an Artificial Intelligence that is mostly indifferent to them. They want the ship’s computer to like them sooooo fucking bad!!

[fabionardini]

Stephanie Cunningham: Dog in the Wind

Posted by Paulo Vergueiro

[foxpost-generator]

IT

[deathsmallcaps]

FUCKEN

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

WIMDY

[hellygf]

🍄

[nielrian]

me at literally every tense moment of HBO!TLOU:

[the-grollican]

working in an office is just like being in a horse movie except the horse is a printer. im the only one in the office who can make it work and its because the printer and i have a special bond. its a wild and untamable spirit and we are going to win the big race

[titsay]

could be us but we need to work

[flagellant]

Everyone keeps acting like as a druid I'm just boring and not as interesting or violent as wizards or warlocks but they'll all see when I finally perfect my new spell, Himalayan Blackberries Growing Inside Of Your Blood

[generalized-incompetence]

Not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing (drift compatible)