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[the-grollican]

worst thing about christianity is they wont even let you fuck jesus. hes all over everything shirtless and sweaty and tied up but hes off limits in christianity. which is why ive created a new religion where all members are allowed to fuck jesus. and its not a creepy thing because hes into it he loves it its very ethical. organic grassfed farm to table jesus pussy that you can interact with for free if you join my new religion

[the-grollican]

this post was a flop but my best friend just HATES it so its gonna be pinned forever

[laterkiss]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[thickness-protection-program]

Dang rip America

[karlyboyyy]

[roaldamundsen]

happy june! roald amundsen has been missing for 98 slutty slutty years

[roaldamundsen]

presumed dead 98 years june 18 1928 roald amundsen forever

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[genderkoolaid]

perhaps a hot take but even at its most generous i think "if men could get pregnant abortions would be free" is a pretty shallow observation in that it treats the ability to get pregnant as something superfluous to patriarchy. i do take a very socialist view of patriarchy and reproductive autonomy is very much a labor issue. "if (cis perisex) men could get pregnant" is a "what if the moon was made of pudding" issue to me because if cis perisex men could get pregnant, our entire model of society and the production of new workers and also our entire species would be fundamentally different. its not like random happenstance that the people who can get pregnant are treated like property to be controlled, that is literally The Whole Point. you simply cannot separate misogyny and patriarchy from how people's actual bodies function and how they are treated and used by systems of power.

its not a super deep phrase overall. its an attempt to make visible the degree to which (cis)androcentrism shapes what things are viewed as important or normal and at the end of the day "human" in a general sense. which isn't entirely useless on its own, but in that attempt trans and intersex men are harmfully excluded. we can do so much better i promise! this phrase is cathartic for cis women to say and i feel that is largely why it has stuck around for so long and why people who are supposedly pro-trans get so defensive about people criticizing it, or will agree with criticisms and then keep using it.

[genderkoolaid]

#I'd reblog this a thousand times if I could#patriarchy's fundamental existence is as a tool of control of (re)production#the means of production of new working force or heirs (depending on class)#trans issues are also inextricable from this dynamic. how we are viewed and treated socially is highly influenced#by our ability to reproduce or lack of it. transphobes even explicitly point this out a lot of the time

^^ THIS is what actual transfeminist materialism can look like btw.

this is also why i believe the patriarchy is binarist in ideology but never truly binary on a system-level. because queer people ("queer" used as expansively as possible") have always existed and will always exist, and as a system of culture and thought it has to account for queer existence in order to properly suppress it and maintain power. which is why any feminist analysis that doesn't take a fundamentally non-binary view of gender, which overlooks queerphobia(s) and focuses entirely on "m > f," is incomplete.

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[gothdianxia]

[steveyockey]

survival mechanism they don’t emphasize enough is memorizing a poem. you memorize a poem you have a little lift raft for a variety of situations

[dajo42]

>looking around a market

>ask a vendor if their crafts are real or slop

>she doesnt understand

>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is real and what is slop

>she laughs and says “its good crafts maam"

>look at the stall

>its random 3D printed dragons and AI generated pictures of pokemon

[innerchildabortionclinic]

today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.

remember everyone...

thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed

thursday warning: thursday has arrived

[dark-miku]

authorities are issuing a friday in place order

[goldswords]

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!

[twinktorturer]

yes.... good boy. put on your clocked stockings.... now the knee breeches... yesss... and the peruke.... you're doing so well.... #18thcentury #18thcenturyfication #forcefop #powderedwigfetish

[retroactivebakeries]

the principal aim of lying is to accomplish your goal in as few lies as possible, and with the least amount of effort necessary to keep those lies going. It follows naturally that the world’s greatest liar speaks only the truth.

[bloodyhandprint]

we're still making posts about how good supernatural could be if it was good

[mr-dinosaurus]

I love reading fanfics where one character is tagged as jealous, but their partner is unlovable to anyone but them. Like.. calm down, sweetheart, no one wants your man. We're still trying to figure out why you want your man.