Strawberries

Aquí escribiré para que tomar un soplo de aire, y buscar a quien me comprenda. Espero que les guste.

[rubee-deactivated20190117]

goodbye tom-bass

[help-mywife]

Help! My wife keeps reading creepy pastas and making herself scared and then I have to watch scooby doo with her help her calm down

[help-mywife]

help; I tell my wife she’s cute, and she tells me she’s not cute and makes this disapproving face that’s so adorable, so I tell her she’s SO CUTE, and she repeats herself and makes an even MORE cute face of disapproval. we’re just going in circles and there’s so much cuteness that my heart is going to burst. 

[help-mywife]

help my wife is so radiant (like the sun) that when i wake up next to her i am temporarily unable to see

[help-mywife]

help; my wife puts both milk, white, AND dark chocolate chips in the brownies

[help-mywife]

help; my wife’s coworker’s cat had kittens and she really wants one but we already have two cats and i tried to tell her no but she keeps sending me selfies of her with the kittens and im about to break down and say yes shes too cute

[help-mywife]

Help; my wife stole all of my left shoes and is holding them hostage for 10 kisses per shoe. I was running late this morning and had to explain to my boss that I was late because I was kissing my wife.

[help-mywife]

Help; my wife and I both baked secret anniversary cakes for each other but now we have an entire extra cake

[help-mywife]

help, my wife is so gorgeous and i’m running out of ways to compliment her on how perfect she is

[help-mywife]

help my wife and our puppy hog all the blankets and push me off the bed but i cant do anything about it because they’re sleepy lil angels and if i moved them i’d be a MONSTER

[help-mywife]

Help; my wife keeps giving me the mayonnaise hair treatment but then she puts salami on my head and tries to make me a sandwich.

[help-mywife]

Help; my wife got a new lipstick color and looks great on her but it makes me wanna kiss her and she won’t let me cuz it’ll smudge her lipstick

[help-mywife]

Help; my wife keeps scaring the shit out of me with shockingly believable conspiracy theories

[deeplifequotes]

Respect yourself enough to say “I deserve peace,” and walk away from people or things that prevent you from attaining it.

Jerico Silvers (via flannel)

[shearans]

my idol

[quietasides]

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.

Aristotle (via quietasides)

[animeadult]

ppl are so interested in aliens but how would they expect to learn about cultures from different planets/solar systems if they can’t even accept different cultures on ya own damn planet from your own damn species