Lol My EE

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Anne of Green Gables is super depressing and my childhood is ruined

English

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French literary language is getting more and more abstract over the years because literature is becoming underappreciated compared to before

French B

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Joseph Heller doesn't give a shit about your literary conventions and that's what makes him a better writer than you.

English Literature, UWC Mahindra College

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The longer you puff air directly into someone's eyeball, the less their eyeball will care

You have to bribe them with candy to get them to sit down and hate you for long enough. 

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How do computers put things in recepticles such that the things dont clobber each other?

Colors, that's how.

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Are humans meant to be monogamous? Hell if I know.

Psychology, Lawrence Central High School

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Mexican drug cartels are like a bad treehouse club that screw over other less-bad treehouse clubs.

World Studies, United World College in Mostar

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If you pick your evidence very carefully, you can make it look like Modernism succeeded

(as long as the examiner has never been to Chicago)

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Farmers are fucked.

Economics, United World College

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Scientists got hyped and invented the A-bomb, Japan got nuked, now everyone is scared and the world is going to shit.

World Studies, History & Literature; United World College in Mostar

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I hit a stick with a hammer and it made an annoying sound.

Physics, Graded School

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If you like Breaking Bad, you are supporting the Mexican Cartels.

World Studies, United World College in Mostar

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Walt Disney is responsible for Boku no Pico.

Visual Arts

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Any book can be about racism if you try hard enough.

English A1, THINK Global School.

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Gender plays a role in the development of depression because gender plays a role in the development of depression. Don't ask me why.

psychology, MLC

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An incredibly biased account of how theatre can be used to fix the most fucked up people

Theatre

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Hexagons are made of Triangles, yes, really.

Mathematics, Robbinsdale Cooper High School