Jax

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Hi I'm doing a ask jax blog so ask me Whatever questions you want!

Btw most of the things i say are not canon!

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I heard you guys opened up Spudy's in Anaheim, California, for two weeks. I hope you are putting on a big smile and providing excellent customer service. The last thing you want is Gangle sending you to the back rooms for employee re-evaluation.

Wha?

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you kinda look like a grape with ears😔🙏

It's just because I'm purple isn't it?

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do you suffer from the lack of a father figure?

Do you suffer clinical depression?

Have you ever broken one of your mom’s favorite coffee mug and and when she found out, she’s strapped you to a bed and spanked you with the metal spatula?

If you said yes to any of this, I don’t care in fact no one cares

Why was the last one so specific?

Also the answer is yes

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purple fetus boy

I'm just gonna make that your ask turned me back into jax

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DROWN YOURSELF IN THE DIGITAL LAKE!

-Caine

I wish i could buddy

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People have made you in crk in the maid outfit and using the lines you said like "i dont want to wear this"

WHY AM I BEING TURNED INTO A COOKE NOW?!

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Dw I’m scared of him too

I hating relating to people

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I turn you into ✨Mike Wheeler✨ now

Why are y'all doing this to me

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JAX, how do you feel about people who have you identified as one of their main Fictionkintypes?? (Fictionkin question)

I have nothing to say about them since there's nothing i can do anymore

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Hmmm i have an idea

HEY CAINE, WATCH THIS

*turns jax into green from rainbow friends then disappears*

(I want him chaos)

I'm so chopped💔🥀

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New option allowed anyone can be thrown down the infinity stairs

Starting with anon 8457

:3

I forgot how to count

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bread tastier than the key

I don't know about you but i think key tastier than bread

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i geeB you a breick to throw at peepl

But how can i throw now?

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:3

:3

No wait that's cringe

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I’m so hungry I could eat Ribbit and Kaufmo

Bro.

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how do you feel about shows from the 80s?

Never watched them