Lolapop

that girl from that show ENFJ • she/her • Leo

[lycaniums-room]

An ad for your deepest desires :)

[what-even-is-thiss]

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

[what-even-is-thiss]

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

[what-even-is-thiss]

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

[txttletale]

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

[bettedavisgf]

My straight coworker who I am deeply in love with invited me to a Friendsgiving what kind of dessert can I make to convince her to leave her boyfriend of 9 years and run away with me

there’s no hope girl but make a cheesecake

[rabbiteclair]

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

[memories]

My cat, #girldumbass core, is petitioning for a name change with the local government.

[memories]

I’m thinking about getting a hamster and naming it after #daniel. Sound off in the replies if this is a bad idea.

[memories]

#lolposts and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by lols-xd

[afterrrrot]

would rather get stabbed 100 times than be ignored

[segamascott]

[sacred-portal]

[sacred-portal]

[sacred-portal]

[acerebral]

[redstonedust]

ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

[sacred-portal]

[deathgasmic]

can i leave red lipstick kiss marks all over your face or are you gonna wipe them off like a little bitch