shar-pee

hi im britney and if you're reading this then i'm probably hungry

[zhinico]

[mooncactus]

kids these days with their favorite character as their lockscreens… when I was a youth you had to carefully arrange all your favorite anime pictures on a word document and print it out to carefully slip inside the plastic sleeve of your three ring binder

[jewish-tutter]

this just unlocked repressed memories in my brain

[outofcontextarthur]

[memesonthehour]

new favorite meme

[theinturnetexplorer]

well that neighbor feud took an amusing turn.

[toomucherin]

I was not expecting this

[novipop]

they have really good art too

[wilwheaton]

…and that’s how I met your mother.

[chharliedayarchive]

[polycement]

[air-raid-siren-sound-effect]

We’re killing our planet

[malelavellan]

oh my christ

[unclefather]

[yahooanswerswtf]

[gifprincess]

[peeyonce-deactivated20200120]

this gorilla is shady as hell. You know she’s a scorpio

[gaystation-4]

she just called her a fake ass hoe

[emilygoestouni]

too much

[tatteredribbon68]

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

[imhangingwhataboutyou]

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

[pajamazam]

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

this dick

[mitochondrionion]

It’s not even 4 words???

[dudeashley]

i made new tip jars at my job, team mystic is in the lead so far.

[vixiemoondew]

This is BRILLIANT

[methpool]

[ojalla]