Nothing Stays the Same

+Jenny; every breath is a second chance

[memehumor]

They are old guys

[unknowledge]

[seokxiu]

[estegrimshaw-deactivated2014031]

BEING A 13 YEAR OLD AND SHIPPING STEP SIBLINGS WILL REALLY FUCK YOU UP

[-hewastheirfriend]

NO LIKE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THEY FUCKING CANCELED THIS SHOW BC THEY WERE DATING IN REAL LIFE AND THE SEXUAL TENSION WAS LITERALLY TOO MUCH FOR A BROTHER/SISTER RELATIONSHIP

[texasenchantment]

this show made me so fucking uncomfortable 

[costis]

nyc is a cesspit and i cant wait for it to be burned to the ground in the revolution

[costis]

i got vaped on in midtown again

[getoffmybloghoe-deactivated2018]

night night, don't let the bed bugs

adopt capitalist ideals

[medusabraids]

my lovers got humour she’s the giggle at a funeral knows everybody’s disapproval i should’ve worshipped her sooner

[babelady]

how to become a mother

1) go outside 2) find pigeon 3) grab 4) congratulation

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

Okay now what

[chris-t-human]

take good care of your son

[squided]

Aight so there’s a lot of people in the notes talking about how they also can grab pigeons and honestly? I’m fucking terrified of y'all.

[ilovemusicalyy]

[heartbeatemoji]

i think this is literally my favorite tik tok it’s so fucking funny

[atreides-paul-deactivated202301]

A raccoon, a tree and a disney princess

[maxburnett]

[louiswilliams-deactivated201501]

my public school used to have a yearbook committee and me and my friends really hated some guy from 5th grade because he used to always tease us so we changed his name to milky cow in the yearbook (they ended up having to go over every year book with sticker strips to cover milky cow with his real name) and that’s why they discontinued the yearbook committee

[mightbe2true-deactivated2015021]

[thesugarhole]

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

[identificat]

Only 2 things are absolute in tumblr

1. The incompetence of the staff

2. A post of 6-8 ugly hoodies you famous bloggers keep forcing us to look at

[podencos]

[redditfront]

[setheverman]

this man does the math and delivers your change

[kushblazer666]

mfw im taking selfies and vaping on sunday morning but i realize im in church service

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

sleeper contender for post of the year