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he/him actually a skeleton for true for real

[hbmmaster]

common misconception! Thomas Crapper didn't invent the flush toilet. it was actually patented by Alexander Cumming. what Crapper invented was the floating ballcock.

[nyancrimew]

having another drink is low key goated when getting intoxicated is the vibe

[sexygaywizard]

Things are happening on reddit

[fatelesschild]

One of my favourite things is to collect photos of David Tennant in group pics looking like his arms are too long

[doctorwhoheritageposts]

doctor who heritage post

[compassionvi]

[compassionvi]

[compassionvi]

[bad-with-emotions-sadly]

My favourite part of The Star Beast was when Beep the Meep said "it's meeping time!" and meeped all over those dudes.

[prokopetz]

Tumblr 200-Word RPGs 2023

Last November, we did an informal game jam for folks who wanted to write something for Writing Month, but would prefer to write fewer than fifty thousand words of it. You can find the complete list of participants for that event in this post here. There's also an off-Tumblr archive of entries whose authors gave permission for them to be preserved here, if any of those links turn out to be broken.

Last year's collaboration went over well enough that I thought we might dust it off again this year. To be clear, this is just for fun – it's not a curated jam, and nobody's judging winners or handing out prizes..

If you'd like to throw your hat in, just follow these steps:

Step 1: If you're unfamiliar with 200-word RPGs, read a bunch of last year's entries (linked above) or browse the 200 Word RPG Challege archives at https://200wordrpg.github.io/ to get your brain-meats properly configured.

Step 2: Write your own 200-word RPG. If you're not sure whether you have 200 words or not (and with RPGs it can genuinely be difficult to tell!), you can use the word counter at https://200wordrpg.github.io/wordcount to check.

Step 3: Reblog this post and append your 200-word RPG.

Step 4 (optional): Please indicate in your post whether you're okay with having your 200-word RPG archived off-site for posterity – if you don't say anything one way or the other, I'll assume the answer is "no".

(As before, as a courtesy to anyone who's creeping the notes, please restrict non-200-word-RPG commentary to replies and tags until November 2023 is over – let's make the actual games easy to find!)

[lonely-secundus]

Mongo and Mr Surname try and kill a spy

A 200 word RPG for three players. Choose who is the Boss/Spy; the others are goons. One goon is large, the other is clever. Give each goon a weird quirk. To start the job phase, the Boss instructs the goons to kill the Spy. Give the spy a gadget. When a player attempts something then they toss a number of coins. For goons: 1 coin for goon role 1 coin for weird quirk -1 coin for sensible action -1 coin for attempting an action that could kill the Spy For spy: 1 coin for smarminess 1 coin for gadget use -1 coin for sensible action -1 coin for cowardice If mostly heads, they look cool but fail in their attempt. If mostly tails, they look stupid but succeed. If equal, the fight or chase moves to a new scene or vehicle. The job phase ends when the goons inevitably fail.

In the meeting phase, the goons must converse with the Boss to determine whose fault their failure is. The boss decides to kill one of the goons and spare the other. The Boss then either hires a new goon and attempt to kill the spy again, or is defeated.

--- end of rpg ---

Wrote this in about 20min after listening to too much kjb. I am ok with this being archived off-site.

[unstablebill]

I've been scream laughing at this for several days

[nyancrimew]

the first time i ever saw this video it made me spit out my drink all over my desk which is somewhat ironic considering the content of this video

[cocoon2010]

BOSS MAKES A BOATLOAD I MAKE A SMIDGE

THAT'S WHY I JERK OFF IN THE WALK IN FRIDGE

[sleevesareforlosers]

you get into bed with a guy you just met and you notice a hole in his sheets and mattress and he goes 'oh yeah by the way sometimes when i have a bad dream i unsheath my bed knife and stab the pillow in my sleep' and chuckles a bit shyly and you go okay because now you have more questions than you started with but he also has his hand between your legs so you take your chances and when youre pillowtalking afterwards you ask if maybe you can sleep on the side of the mattress that doesnt have a stab mark and he laughs like youre crazy because 'what if theres an intruder you dont know where i keep my bed knife' which just from the name seems pretty self explanatory and also you saw it when he was pulling at the sheets earlier but anyway you nod and shrug to yourself because its too late to take a bus and you splurged on a fancy iced coffee yesterday so you cant afford an uber and you really carefully arrange yourself so your face neck and chest aren't near the (very deep) stab hole and it takes a bit but you do fall asleep only to get woken up by him tossing and turning and whimpering almost like hes having a bad dream and you start calculating your odds of wrestling a knife away from this guy versus just throwing yourself out of bed and maybe waking up the roommate he mentioned didnt like having overnight guests but then you notice hes struggling with the sheath like really just can not get the snap open and its a little funny a little sad so you take pity on the poor guy and unsnap the sheath and he pulls the knife out and plunges it into the pillow where your head just was and the blade slips into the handle and you realise its only a prop knife and it startles you so much you laugh and wake him up and he blinks up at you so blearily when you ask how he ripped a hole through the mattress if his bed knife is a prop knife and slurs 'thats from when i want to fuck the mattress'

[fyeahygocardart]

Agido the Ancient Sentinel

[telltaletypist]

omg i told a million times just bc the amulet glows a bright pulsating red every time i'm about to commit acts of great evil doesn't mean the amulet is *driving* me to evil. it just gets excited is all

[telltaletypist]

it's always "take off the amulet it's cursed" and "cast it into the flames before corrupts your soul" and never "woah cool amulet where did you get it" or "i like your amulet it looks nice on you"

[deceptive-owls]

this video broke me i can’t stop watching it

[telltaletypist]

omg i told a million times just bc the amulet glows a bright pulsating red every time i'm about to commit acts of great evil doesn't mean the amulet is *driving* me to evil. it just gets excited is all

[telltaletypist]

it's always "take off the amulet it's cursed" and "cast it into the flames before corrupts your soul" and never "woah cool amulet where did you get it" or "i like your amulet it looks nice on you"

[creepymutelilbugger]

just some of the pharaoh's curses I've collected during my travels through the ancient deserts