Welcome :)

my insta is @lonelypuffwuff

[lonelypuffwuff-blog]

istg my math teacher is from the illuminati. i didn’t understand a single out of her mouth until she started teaching us about triangles. wait. what if *im* from the illuminati, because i only understand triangles?!?!??

[lonelypuffwuff-blog]

my sister is salty during her birthday party and i’m not allowed to go, but i can’t leave the house. she’s salty because she asked “can you give me a napkin?” and i said “idk, can i?” and then when i actually gave it to her, she hit my hand. she never hits me. brat. then she tries to brag about some presents she got.

[lonelypuffwuff-blog]

i like someone oh no oh nooooo and you wanna know what i said to them yesterday??? “i enjoy your existence “ that’s so lame aaaaaaaaa

[lonelypuffwuff-blog]

spoons

i wanna be a big spoon but i’m too hecking short.

[lonelypuffwuff-blog]

my math teacher tried to get us to do like a multitasking activity to help wake our brains up, and my friend told me i looked freaked out because i couldnt do the activity. i was freaked out. i felt like my brain broke-

[lonelypuffwuff-blog]

when i feel ignored around my friends(meaning they arent looking at me) i say very loudly “pay attention to me!” and then they laugh. 

[lonelypuffwuff-blog]

the lengths i will go to finish my essay on time....

[lonelypuffwuff-blog]

its so stressful being asian how do other asians do this 24/7

[lonelypuffwuff-blog]

when aliens attack, we should let video game nerds pilot some robot warriors. every time they “die”, they get another robot. and since they’re so good at video games, they can learn from their mistakes and stuff???

[lonelypuffwuff-blog]

i wanna be a teacher just to like, not do what im told to do. i wont give out homework, unless you were making trouble during class(because homework was created as a punishment by an italian man), and i’ll ask students to help me teach the material(partly because im dumb and shit at teaching, and also because teaching the material helps you learn it???)

[lonelypuffwuff-blog]

i am surprisingly hostile when i’m sad

[lonelypuffwuff-blog]

i looked in the mirror and love what i see. so why the fuck hasn’t anyone asked me out yet

[lonelypuffwuff-blog]

ur not biphobic

people aren’t biphobic lmao they’re just picky stop being mean and eat your gays and straights healthy balanced diets are important

[lonelypuffwuff-blog]

if an someone was born a day before the person they are dating, when they become 17 and 18, they will be a pedophile for a day?

[lonelypuffwuff-blog]

who dares me to go to a class late

and when the teacher asks why i’m late

i’ll say

““i wasn’t fully charged”

[lonelypuffwuff-blog]

cut it out

stop being negative it won’t help you in any way be efficient and remove it from your life side effects include: -smiling more -worrying less

[lonelypuffwuff-blog]

GMS: they'll find you -_-

me: shhhhhh

GMS: **** is going to invade tumblr next

me: n o

GMS: y e s

me: please

me: n o

GMS: i hear them coming

me: they're not, stop making me anxious