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Wow I hate season 2 Claudia.

Season 1 Cluadia was just perfect! And her voice? The accent?! It was glorious. Ugh.

Like Im sure season 2 Claudia is great, but she's filling shoes. The comparison. We were robbed.

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Some Ben Wyatt (Parks and Rec) moments that my brain’s been looping as of late

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whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

Me: hey wanna go see Scary Movie Friday!?

Her: sure!!!

Her: do you mind if I pirate it and we watch it outside on the projector

(With the ticks, untrained dogs who will drool on me and breathe on me with their disgusting hot breath and my brother who is a massive trump cult member who will harass me the entire time) .....yeah...sure.

Her, today: hey so show up around sunset!

Me: okay I was just gonna ask if you found it!

Her: well I wont know until tomorrow I figure we can find something to watch regardless l.

How about... HOW ABOUT everyone stop changing my fucking plans!? We have a theater IN TOWN showing the fucking movie I want to see. The movie we planned to see!! The movie we agreed to see!!!! And now its a oh well maybe I can find it!

Oh also not even 3 pm on my first day of summer break. Guess how many summer time commandenments my mother has sent me? Lol

Im not her daughter. Im her employee!

Lets also talk about the fact that you leave my birthday parties after 2-3 hours. They start at 7 pm. Bc oh youre 90 years old and need to be in bed (newest quirky trendy personality)

But your birthday party? Starts at 5 and goes til midnight. And says as much on the invite.

Me: hey guys! You wanna do a fun girls day out in cleveland get some lunch wnd drinks and go to the science center!? I havent been since elementary school and I wanna go.

Cult leader: honestly its really boring. So no.

4 months later: we are taking my 12 year old to the science center Saturday! So much fun!

Im putting my head in an old school oven. For fuck sake.

banchie

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

thememedaddy

angelmermaidfairyprincessunicorn

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Today is the last day before summer.

Teachers last day.

I sat in my room, bored, with nothing to do since lunch (11 am). I didnt get the catered lunch.

Apparently staff was told they didnt have to come back after Iunch.

There is a retirement get together at a winery AFTER SCHOOL.

I leave at 3. After hours of no communication (we usually have a meeting at 2) and leave at 3.

Pulling out, there are like 3 other cars in the parking lot.

I get here. And every other teacher has been here FOR HOURS.

Im so tired of being forgotten and left out. Its everyone. I am not important to fucking ANYONE.

Except my beautiful son who is fucking dead.

Its funny when my "friends" switch to the group chat without me and talk about stuff

And then they come back to the one Im in and give updates about the things they talked about without me.

"Here are the photos from my trip!"

Everyone else seemed to know you were going. And even asked when you leave. Lol

Fuck you.

Seriously.

Youre just rubbing your wonderful life in my face at this point. I think its on purpose.

And oh your sister is insane and doesnt want to talk to you family. So your life is horrible. Got it.

estro-boi

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

estro-boi

torrents work like this

i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3

unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it

i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map

i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs

this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.

crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.

please learn to torrent