Insomniac

🍷S / Insomnia 🍷 17 || ❤ GAMBIT ❤ || Any/All I'll talk about anything at least once... probably more than once.

[lmondrawii]

Secret Ending <3rol

[destielgaysex]

[l00106]

good boy

[l00106]

good boy

[death-420]

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

[raeuberkotzenrotz]

I gotchu

[death-420]

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

[doomstar]

You literally cannot find this type of community interaction on twitter or instagram or any other app. Look at the support, the gratitude, the absolutely incomprehensible shared knowledge of this most cursed, most rare gif. 

Truly this is beauty.

[official-penis-posts]

And there’s me

[reticent-vampire]

[punkerduckiememes]

[insomniacirl]

That line from PHM where they tell him he's being forced to go on a suicide mission to save the world because "You don't even have a dog." except make it about Leon Kennedy. Thank you goodnight (it's 2pm).

[insomniacirl]

Chris 'Continue the bloodline' Redfield x Leon 'Kind of likes being treated like a girl' Kennedy = a breeding kink and lots of manhandling 😌

[jell-o101]

"We want more complicated female characters!"

Ya'll couldn't even handle HER.

[blackstar5078]

Important tags to include actually.

[insomniacirl]

Something something Ilya being really stressed out and tense for WEEKS while he's out on the road but also when he's home with Shane- like he has that weird bone itch that nothing seems to fix except running on a treadmill until he collapses, etc.

Meanwhile Shane is obviously very worried about this, even if Ilya HAS reassured him that he's not feeling sad he's just feeling *wiggly hand movements* to which Shane's like "Oh I hate that feeling.. my go to fix is usually just getting you to rail me.🥰" and Ilya flushes and laughs it off; but then Shane Spreadsheet Hollander is in bed that night and he wakes up in a cold sweat like WAIT. I NEED TO GET MY HUSBAND RAILED. WHY HAVEN'T I THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE?!

But ofc Shane has never enjoyed topping so he doesn't even put himself into that equation, he's just getting hard over the mental image of Ilya falling apart the same way Shane usually does. So a plan starts to form, Shane wants to stroke Ilya's hair out of his face and wipe his tears and shush him gently while watching him get fucked absolutely brainless from behind.

He's flicking through a mental list of calling cards and ends up settling on Marlow, Roz's best friend since day 1, who has made enough teasing comments about his and Ilya's two-man fun for Shane to be reasonably sure he'll agree.

Safe to say it goes well and Ilya is well taken care of LMAO! <3

[wyltkwbloll]

#need #wishlist

[cutesybabydoll]

i wanna be bent over mommy’s knee while she spanks my ass red

wanna be whining and crying but taking it anyways cause i’m a good girl :3

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[elizapad]

Happy Pride, cave dwellers 🦇

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[elizapad]

Happy Pride, cave dwellers 🦇

[only-tiktoks]

[kawree]

Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Reblog to shrimp check your mutuals

[valtsv]

today i learned that there are cave paintings of bats and i think you all deserve to see them