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@loneredrover
i've thought about this a lot and if i had to explain recorded sound to a ghost or a time traveler or an alien i would play them the recording of california song from this tmg show. the quiet simplicity. the person in the audience who shouts "i love you". the way after two lines, john leaves his mic and all you hear is the crowd, but it's small enough that you can pick out individual voices. the person with high voice who hits every note and you can hear their smile. the way the quiet of the first verse turns into a emphatic chant of "i've got joy, joy, joy in my soul tonight". the guy who sings the song the regular way while the rest of the crowd holds a note, and ends up being the only person singing in the audience for a moment. the way the john and the crowd keep singing "you really got a hold on me" until it's just peter's bass and everyone snapping along. the little improvised lines john sings before he says "thank you very much" and the crowd erupts. humanity at its absolute finest for real
hate that the conversation around women’s clothing is always modesty vs immodesty, when these are male-created concepts. “oh that shows skin that’s what men want” “oh that hides skin that’s what men want” i don’t care. men want control. is it comfortable and is it practical? thick, dark, heavy fabric is not safe in hot weather, nor does it allow you to get vitamin d. inadequate coverage in the name of fashion is not safe in cold weather. i don’t care if this pleases men or pisses them off. if your mode of transport is foot, bike, or horse, pants are more practical. if your lifestyle asks for none of that, you may find a skirt more comfortable. many types of fashion force you to constantly monitor yourself — never comfortable or practical. clothing or shoes that damage your ribs, ankles, lungs — never comfortable or practical. i do not care what men want, nor do i care what men don’t want. comfortable. practical. we are animals.
men of all cultures and politics and creeds assume that the female body is a sexual object which exists to tempt men, and so from this inherently flawed principle they determine either that they and other men are entitled to viewing that which they lust for, or that a woman trying to retain her honor will cover herself [often these beliefs are held simultaneously, as they stem from the same root]. however if we begin from the principle that the female body — if it can be said to be “for” anything — exists to facilitate our interaction with the world [moving place to place, holding each other, eating food, performing skills] then it naturally follows that our clothing, first and foremost, should not inhibit this objective. instead, it should be comfortable to wear, and practical for its purpose, regardless of men’s feelings either way. and in my opinion this is the only productive way to approach the issue at all.
Spurs/Suns 10/31/23-11/2/23
ppl like “i was a gifted kid but now im dumb as shit ahhhh im so sad now weeeeh” shut the fuck up i grew up smart as shit and i’m smart now and i’ll die smart as fuck too. youre nothing.
Cold War overproduction of nukes is commonly attributed to fears of a "missile gap," despite this being obviously farcical. In reality, this was mere cover for the real reasons: the USSR, as the world's first atheist state, needed a much larger deterrent to keep the angelic legions of heaven at bay, whereas the US's pioneering work on quantum mechanics led to a tense standoff with dozens of different parallel USSRs that threatened to attack simultaneously.
I killed the rat king of New York and inherited his throne by right of conquest or whatever, but I never took the rat oaths so I can speak to and command rats and they are compelled to obey, but they formally elected a rat president last year. I don't have any formal power in their social hierarchy but I have very real concrete magical power over them. I guess the title gets passed to my eldest son unless a rat kills me at some point.
all I use my powers for is making rats salute me when I walk by and they all hate it
[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories
normal friday night activities: making a jodie foster in nyad fancam
I wish octopus could learn how to read. They could be pen pals with middle schoolers.
Dearest Samantha, I do not know what a guinea pig is, but it sounds delicious. I hope you have fun devouring it, or playing with it, if that is your preference. Today I hacked a local computer to get more bubbles in my tank and took a photograph of an unsuspecting victim. Do let me know how your human activities are going. And if this "Karen" continues to antagonize your brother, I would suggest smacking her very hard. And do send more canned snacks. Best Wishes, Octopus #5, Monterey bay research aquarium
before getting a cat: all cats are basically the same they’re just different colors
after getting a cat: has anyone else in this house noticed that dante has a growth mindset
snoopy of the day
Jeffrey Gibson
sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database
“In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth…”
Apollo 8, speaking to Earth from lunar orbit, Christmas Eve 1968