lonesomechutoy

hello… i love most water, dislike transphobes, am indifferent to most bugs, and have yet to been to belgium (she/they)

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tried to get a melon at the grocery store and the cashier said “this one can’t elope” or some shit. like hello? rude much? people these days

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whenever i hear “womanizer” i imagine a ray gun that turns turns you into a woman

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was gonna add #speedrunning to my last post, but when i went to look for it the first thing that came up was “#minecraft arg but the protagonist is a speedruner.” what’s… like… that was the FIRST thing? what are y’all doing?

couldn’t find the #speedrunning tag so now ig i’m searching for a tag that doesn’t exist

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my progesterone has a little label that says “PR” on the pill, and whenever i see that i think “oh, just hit my personal record for most most%girl” and that makes me happy

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i love all the little things kids come up with to explain the unexplainable. when i was around five, someone told me that “rain is just god peeing.” so fun

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do y’all ever turn your phone to dutch for a bit… just to see the silly dutch language doing silly dutch things. “klok” “weer” it entertains me.

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hello tumblr… how’s it… tumbling

tumblr… I HARDL-