omg this caption is literally my life story… it’s giving… a little too real? 🫣 it makes me think about the last time i was even close to being with a girl, and how i realized it was the moment my sissy journey truly, like, leveled up.
it was like six months ago. i was on a date with this girl, and she was genuinely cool. we were at this cute little bar, she had amazing taste in cocktails, and we were actually vibing. for a second, i almost forgot who i was, you know? i was playing the part of the “adventurous straight guy” so well i think i even started to believe it myself. we’re a few spicy margs deep and we’re making out against the wall of the bar, and it’s getting, like, that vibe. she’s whispering something about how her roommates are out of town and my entire body just goes into this soft, pretty panic.
and i don’t know what came over me, but the thought of going home with her and having to perform… of having to fake this masculine energy i just don’t have… it was more exhausting than the idea of just telling the truth. so, right in the middle of a kiss, i just stopped and looked at her. and i said, so quietly, “i just need you to know… i’m not going to get hard.”
the look on her face was pure curiosity. not disgust, just… confusion. she asked why, and i couldn’t even say the words. so i just… took a breath, and hooked my thumb into the waistband of my jeans, and pulled them down just a little bit. just enough for the little rhinestone v of my victoria’s secret shine strap to peek out. that iconic, glittery red strap.
and it was like a switch flipped. i could literally see the horny leave her body, lmao. she obviously went dry, like, instantly. but she didn’t get weird or mean. she just… blinked, and then she laughed a little. and the entire vibe shifted. the pressure was just gone. suddenly, we weren't trying to fuck anymore. we were talking about how much we hated her heels. we were gossiping about the met gala looks from last year. by the end of the night, she was showing me her finsta.
now? we’re literally besties. she sends me tiktoks of hot models and i send her clips from old versace runway shows. we tag each other in posts about anok yai’s outfits. i lost a potential hookup, but i gained a girlfriend. like, a real one. and it’s so much fucking better. this is the win, girls. 💖✨