In Hell I’ll Be In Good Company

Raikes | 35 | Mercenary - Hitman - Gun for hire

[lonestarmercenary]

(Eddie) “Uh, that’s kind of a buzzkill.”

“So’s being dead, kid. I’m just saying,” Raikes shrugged his shoulders. What Eddie chose to do was his business, but at least now he had been warned.

[lonestarmercenary]

“Look, no offense, but the last time I explained it to you, it got me nowhere.”

“Then skip all the nerd talk and use plain fucking English. I don’t need to know how it works, just if it works,” Raikes replied and just barely resisted the urge to roll his eyes.

[lonestarmercenary]

“I’m not falling in love with you.”

“What? Not even a little bit?” He replied teasingly and raised his eyebrows in a wordless challenge. “Lying’s not a good look on you, Rori. Wanna try again?”

[lonestarmercenary]

“I know you’re not asleep. Open your eyes.”

Raikes exhaled heavily and remained still for a few more seconds before he cracked one eye open to look out across the room to where Rori was. "What is it now? I'm trying to sleep, Rori."

[lonestarmercenary]

“I mean, are you… are you always this charming in the morning?”

"Nope," he answered with a deadpan expression, "laying it on extra thick today, just for you."

[lonestarmercenary]

“I know you’re not asleep. Open your eyes.”

The mercenary let out a heavy, irritated groan and rolled over to glare at the former boomer. "I swear to god, Baptiste, if you spout any more bullshit like 'the sky is awake, so I am awake,' I will make sure the only stars you see are the ones dancing around your head after I knock you the fuck out."

[lonestarmercenary]

SEXUAL TRAITS.

bolded is ‘yes’ italics is ‘conditional’ or ‘partner-dependent.’ struck through is ‘wtf is wrong with all of you.’Bolded + Italics is ‘holy mother of jesus yes please’

INCLINATIONS & HABITS

submissive  / dominant /  prefers to top  /  prefers to bottom  /  likes to switch  /  heterosexual /  gay  /  lesbian  /  bisexual  /  pansexual  /  picky  /  asexual  /  demisexual  / enjoys sex with men  / enjoys sex with women /  enjoys sex with multiple people at one time /  initiates  / waits for  partner to initiate  /  spits /  swallows /  morning sex /  night sex  / sex at any time /  no sex drive  /  low sex drive  /  average sex drive /  high sex drive /  hypersexual

BODY & APPEARANCE

slender build  /  medium build  /  athletic build  /  muscular build  / curvy build /  voluptuous build / chubby build /  wears boxers  /  wears boxer-briefs / wears lingerie  /  goes commando  / shaves  /  waxes /  does not shave  /  cup size a-c /  cup size d-f /  1-5” in length  / 6-9” in length /  10” or over in length

SOUNDS

silent  / quiet  / loud / grows in volume over time / bites hand / partner / pillow to muffle themselves /  calls out partner’s name /  curses /  fakes / exaggerates  /  prefers a quiet partner  / prefers a loud partner / turned on by dirty talk  /  turned off by dirty talk

TURN-ONS & KINKS

having their hands pinned  /  pinning their partner’s hands  /  having their hair pulled / pulling their partner’s hair /  being watched (by their partner)  /  being watched (by a third party)  /  watching their partner / receiving oral /  giving oral /  giving praise / receiving praise / biting / marking  / being bitten / marked / spanking  / being spanked / teasing  /  being teased  / having toys used on them /  using toys on their partner /  giving anal  /  receiving anal /  choking  /  being choked  /  dirty talk / being tied up /  tying their partner up /  being worshiped / worshiping their partner  / humiliating  /  being humiliated  /  degrading /  being degraded / knife play  /  blood play /  being pegged  /  pegging their partner  /  whipping / being whipped

PLACES

bedroom / shower  / bath  / pool /  ocean  /  kitchen  /  home bathroom  / public bathroom / car  / tent  / alleyway  / field  /  forest  /  school  /  empty or abandoned building  /  library  / rooftop / terrace  /  dressing room  / elevator  /  parking lot / museum  / cemetery /  beach / closet / hospital

[lonestarmercenary]

BOLD WHAT APPLIES TO YOUR MUSE.

PLACE IN SOCIETY

financial: wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty.

medical: fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged.

education: qualified / unqualified / studying.

criminal record: yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes / no.

FAMILY

married - happily / married - unhappily / engaged or betrothed / partnered / single / divorced / separated.

has a child or children / has no children / wants children.

close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s) / has no siblings / sibling(s) is deceased.

orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by birth parent(s).

TRAITS + TENDENCIES

extroverted / introverted / in between.

disorganized / organized / in between.

close minded / open-minded  / in between.

calm / anxious / in between.

disagreeable / agreeable / in between.

cautious / reckless / in between.

patient / impatient / in between.

outspoken / reserved / in between.

leader / follower / in between.

empathetic / unempathetic / in between.

optimistic / pessimistic / in between.

traditional / modern / in between.

hard-working / lazy / in between.

cultured / un-cultured / in between / unknown.

loyal / disloyal / unknown.

faithful / unfaithful / unknown.

BELIEFS

monotheist / polytheist / atheist  / agnostic / don’t care.

belief in ghosts or spirits: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

belief in an afterlife: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

belief in reincarnation: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

religious: orthodox / liberal / in between / not religious.

philosophical: yes / no.

SEXUALITY + ROMANTIC INCLINATION

sexually: adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious / uninterested.

potential sexual partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all.

potential romantic partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all.

ABILITIES

combat skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.

literacy skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.

artistic skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.

technical skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.

HABITS

drinking alcohol: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

smoking: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

other narcotics: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

medicinal drugs: never / sometimes  / frequently / to excess.

indulgent food: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

splurge spending: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

gambling: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

[lonestarmercenary]

BOLD EVERYTHING YOUR MUSE HAS DONE (CAUTION: CONTAINS MULTIPLE COMMON TRIGGERS)

Broken a bone | Gotten stitches | Had a near-death experience  | Killed someone | Tried and failed to kill someone | Invented something | Been hungover | Kissed someone | Slow danced | Been in a long-term relationship | Had sex | Had sex and regretted it | Had a one-night stand | Had a threesome | Experimented with their sexuality | Had a kid | Gotten married | Self-harmed | Traveled to another country | Been in a play | Received an inheritance | Been in a car wreck | Lost a loved one | Been dumped | Dumped someone | Smoked | Gotten high  | Been slipped something in their food/drink | Won a contest | Won an election | Joined a sports team | Gone skydiving | Gone hunting | Been in a band | Had a job | Been fired | Been in a wedding party | Owned a pet | Seen a ghost | Skipped class/work | Learned an instrument  | Gotten a noticeable scar | Sued someone | Been robbed | Been mugged | Been kidnapped | Been sexually assaulted | Been brainwashed/hypnotized | Gone more than one day without eating | Had a recurring nightmare | Been bullied | Bullied someone | Seen someone die | Attempted suicide | Been tied/chained up | Shot someone  | Stabbed someone | Saved someone’s life | Cheated on someone | Been cheated on | Had a stalker | Been betrayed | Been in a fight | Been arrested | Been to a funeral | Had surgery | Broken someone’s trust | Gotten a piercing | Gotten a tattoo | Used a fake name | Been tortured | Been abused | Been blackmailed  | Had an attempt on their life | Gotten away with a crime | Gone on a road trip | Been in love

[lonestarmercenary]

BOLD WHICH HABITS YOUR MUSE HAS

nail biting | throat clearing | lying | interrupting | chewing the ends of pens | smoking | swearing | knuckle cracking | thumb sucking | muttering under their breath | talking to themselves | nose picking | binge drinking | oversleeping | snacking between meals | skipping meals | picking at skin | impulse buying | talking with their mouth full | humming/singing to themselves | chewing gum | leg jiggling | foot tapping | hair twirling | whistling | eye rolling | licking lips | sniffing | squinting | rubbing hands together | jaw clenching | gesturing while talking | putting feet up on tables | tucking hair behind ears | chewing lips | crossing arms over chest | putting hands on hips | rubbing the back or their neck | being late | procrastinating | doodling | shredding paper | peeling off bottle labels | forgetfulness | running hands through hair | overreacting | teeth grinding | nostril flaring | slouching | pacing | drumming fingers | fist clenching | pinching bridge of nose | rubbing temples | rolling shoulders

[lonestarmercenary]

Character Flaws && Strengths | 001

↳ Bold what applies to your muse!

╳ Flaws

moody | short-tempered | emotionally unstable | whiny

controlling | conceited | possessive | paranoid | lies

impatient | cowardly | bitter | selfish | power-hungry

greedy | lazy | judgmental | forgetful | impulsive

spiteful | stubborn | sadistic | petty | unlucky

♔ Strengths

honest | trustworthy | thoughtful | caring | brave

patient  | selfless | ambitious | tolerant  | lucky

intelligent | confident | focused | humble | generous

merciful | observant | wise | clever | charming

cheerful | optimistic | decisive | adaptive | calm

[lonestarmercenary]

[ALL] QUIRKS MY MUSE HABITUALLY HAS.

Writers, bold all of your character’s regular truths.

1. Smoking: the action or habit of inhaling and exhaling the smoke of tobacco or a drug. 2. Binge drinking: the consumption of an excessive amount of alcohol in a short period of time. 3. Drug abuse: the habitual taking of illegal drugs. (very long time ago) 4. Nail biting: a common body language sign of anxiety/tension. 5. Lip biting: a common body language sign of anxiety/tension. 6. Night Owl: a person who is habitually active or wakeful at night. 7. Early bird: a person who rises, arrives, or acts before the usual or expected time. 8. Negative attitudes: a philosophy of approaching life with criticism and pessimism. 9. Positive attitudes: a philosophy of approaching life with optimism and confidence. 10. Swearing: the use of offensive language. 11. Superstitious: an irrational belief that an object, action, or circumstance not logically related to a course of events influences its outcome. 12. Inspecting fingernails: a common body language sign of boredom. 13. Scratching your neck: a common body language sign of uncertainty. 14. Foot and finger tapping: a common body language sign of stress/impatience. 15. Nose touch: a subtle body language sign of deceit. 16. Flipping hair: a common body language sign of craving attention. 17. Twirling hair: a common body language sign of flirtation. 18. Cracking knuckles: a common body language sign of readiness. 19. Hands behind back: a common body language sign of confidence. 20. Finger pointing: a common body language sign of authority. 21. Hands on hips: a common body language sign of readiness. 22: Hands in pockets: a common body language sign of mistrust/reluctance. 23. Frequent touch: a common body language sign of warmth/familiarity. 24. Throat-clearing: a common body language sign of rejection/doubt. 25: Jaw-clenching: a common body language sign of hostility. 26: Eye-rolling: a common body language sign of irritation. 27: Head-tilt: a common body language sign of interest. 28. Whistling: to emit high-pitched sound by forcing breath through a small hole between one’s lips or teeth; usually to a tune. 29. Humming: make a low, steady continuous sound like that of a bee; usually to a tune. 30. Perfectionism: refusal to accept any standard short of perfection. 31. Photographic memory: the ability to remember information or visual images in great detail. 32. Paranoia: a mental condition characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, or exaggerated self-importance, typically worked into an organized system. 33. Exaggeration: a statement that represents something as better or worse than it really is. 34: Intuitive: using or based on what one feels to be true even without conscious reasoning; instinctive. 35: Quick-witted: showing or characterized by an ability to think or respond quickly and effectively. 36: Interrupting: breaking the continuity of a conversation with one’s own statements. 37: Doodling: to scribble or make rough drawings, absent-mindedly. 38: Irritable: having or showing a tendency to be easily annoyed. 39: Gambling: to play games of chance for money; bet. 40: Travel-sick: suffering from nausea caused by the motion of a moving vehicle, boat, or aircraft. 41: Sensitive: having or displaying a quick and delicate appreciation of others’ feelings. 42: Melancholy: a feeling of pensive sadness, typically with no obvious cause. 43: Chewing gum: the exercise of chewing flavoured gum which is not intended for swallowing. 44: Fidgeting: to make small movements, especially of the hands and feet, through nervousness or impatience. 45: Skeptical: not easily convinced; having doubts or reservations. 46: Neat-freak: compulsively obsessed with cleanliness. 47: Gossiping: divulging personal information about others. 48: Prim: feeling or showing disapproval of anything regarded as improper; stiffly correct. 49: Abbreviating: Giving others nicknames/shortening names/giving pet names. 50: Having a catchphrase: having a sentence or phrase typically associated with a specific person.

[lonestarmercenary]

(Eddie) “You were wasted last night. And I was afraid you were gonna fall or choke on your own vomit like Janis Joplin.”

“I wasn’t that wasted,” he replied gruffly, half of his face still obscured by the pillow. The hangover he was currently nursing told him what he had just said was a big, fat lie though, and he groaned. “Okay, maybe I was,” he mumbled and closed his eyes again, trying in vain to shut the light out.

[lonestarmercenary]

“Hi. I’m the so-called fine vagine. And if that’s the way that you refer to girls, you and your hand are going to have a very lasting relationship.”

“That’s some stellar relationship advice, Cupid. Speaking from experience?”

[lonestarmercenary]

“Nice one, dickhead.”

“Takes one to know one.”

[trickormemes]

Happy Death Day sentence starters

130 starters feel free to change gender pronouns ’read-more’ added for length content warning: alcohol mention, cussing, drug mention, sexual themes, violence

“Oh, hey. You’re up. Yeah, I wasn’t sure if you wanted to sleep in or not, so…”

“Where are my clothes?”

“Uh, don’t know if you remember my name or not. You were pretty wasted last night.”

“Tylenol. My head is killing me. Do you have any Tylenol?”

“Not a word of this to anyone. Got it?”

“Nice one, dickhead.”

“You haven’t… returned any of my texts.”

“Okay, _____, we went on A date. One. I don’t have to text you back.”

“I mean, who takes their first date to Subway? It’s not like you have a foot-long.”

“Does this look infected to you?”

“Someone drank my kombucha.”

“Oh my god. You sneaky little beyatch. Who was it?”

“Did I totally embarrass myself last night?”

“Please tell me you’re kidding.”

“Yeah, I think she was as drunk as you last night, so consider it collective amnesia.”

“Oh… crap, I’m so late for class.”

“Did you really think you could keep it a secret from me?”

“How did you find out?”

“Wait, you two know each other?”

“Look, I was bringing you this back.”

“So, I guess I don’t need to ask what you’re doing here.”

“Look, _____… It’s none of my business, but I think something like this is bound to have some pretty serious consequences.”

“You’re right. It is none of your business.”

“We can’t do this today. There’s too much going on in the building.”

“What time you going to the party tonight?”

“I sat in that restaurant waiting for you for over an hour. I can’t believe you would do this to me, today of all days.”

“It’s like you’ve been here before.”

“Today is the first day of the rest of your life.”

“I’m totally having déjà vu right now.”

“It’s supposed to mean, like, someone’s thinking about you while they’re masturbating. I have it at least five times a day.”

“You okay? You were kind of a mess last night.”

“I’m not falling in love with you.”

“Uh, that’s kind of a buzzkill.”

“Thank God you locked the door.”

“There’s your stalker. He’s so hot.”

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[lonestarmercenary]

“You get I’m here on a volunteer basis, right?”

"You get that I don't really need you, right?" he countered without missing a beat, "I don't get paid enough to be your babysitter."