msjonesing:
“Oh dear, I hope you didn’t get your arse kicked at school. But I digress. I’m going to say… Hm, Batholomew, Thaddeus, Immanuel or bust. Because I’m going to be honest, Frank: there was way more stealth napping than actual Bible study for this girl at Sunday service, so I’m fresh out of options, I’m afraid.”
Frank’s mouth moved into a toothy grin. “Ding ding ding. Bartholomew, regrettably.”









