I am well aware that I have a type, and it’s rather noticeable. However, with that being said, I still wanted to know just how similar my childhood obsessions are to one and other. So, I present 10 of my crushes from when I was roughly 13 and younger. I may have aged and matured since then, but I have found my taste in men to have remained the same.
***The following 10 men, or rather characters, were selected randomly from a plethora of contenders, and are presented in no particular order.
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1. Ardeth Bay (Oded Fehr) in the Mummy (1999) and the Mummy Returns (2001).
Ardeth is a badass Medjai, who evidently has trouble guarding Hamunaptra and the Creature.
2. Michael Corvin (Scott Speedman) in Underworld (2003) and Underworld: Evolution (2006).
Michael became the first of his kind and he looked good doing it.
3. Van Helsing (Hugh Jackman) in Van Helsing (2004).
Gabriel, oh Gabriel! He ended up killing the girl, but he also ganked Drucula while he was at it.
4. Aragorn (Viggo Mortensen) in the Lord of the Rings trilogy (2001-3).
Aragorn may respect Eowyn and he might even be engaged to Arwen, but he is without a doubt in love with Legolas.
5. Cort (Russell Crowe) in the Quick and the Dead (1995).
Cort may have turned to preaching, but when push comes to shove he still knows how to use his hands (in both a gun fight and during his extracurriculars).
6. Amsterdam Vallon (Leonardo DiCaprio) in Gangs of New York (2002).
Now, now Amsterdam, Bill the Butcher didn’t know what he was saying when he said you have no heart.
7. Tom Hanson (Johnny Depp) in the series 21 Jump Street (1987-91).
Officer Hanson is a pretty boy and a by the book kinda guy, buy he can probably teach you a few things about handcuffs.
8. Will Turner (Orlando Bloom) in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise (2003-17).
Aye, avast! Will’s father was indeed a bloody pirate - a scalawag.
9. Jimmy Hickok (Josh Brolin) in the series the Young Riders (1989-91).
Jimmy’s a good boy, but hot-headed with a quick draw. queue the song bad company by bad company.
10. John Bender (Judd Nelson) in the Breakfast Club (1985).
Bender’s a criminal, but you can always share your jewelry. Particularly your earrings.
What can I say? I liked what I liked, and I still do… I obviously have a thing for beautiful long-haired brunets. I will not apologize.
***I am aware that some of these movies may be considered violent with coarse language and mature themes/content - essentially unsuitable for young children, but I watched them and I turned out just fine. At least I think I did.
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