The Archer

I like DND and writing poems 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

[sn0otchie]

[longrangearcher]

if Aabria Iyengar has 1000 fans I'm one of them

if Aabria Iyengar has 100 fans I'm one of them

if Aabria Iyengar has 10 fans I'm one of them

if Aabria Iyengar has 1 fan brennan lee mulligan has killed me.

[longrangearcher]

WE'RE BACK BABES

🤘EAT TRASH BEAT TRASH🤘

💛🐐💛GOAT HOUSE 💛🐐💛 RAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[onebadnoodle]

dipper and mabel bad end where they end up like ford and stan

[longrangearcher]

MOTHER FUCKING CRAVEN EDGE

[longrangearcher]

My dad laughed so hard when Brennan said they're all 30-year-old gymnasts plus the 80 year old man and a lab coat, he almost died in an asthma attack

[alltears]

sharing my new lockscreen with the world<3

[alltears]

some folks asked - yes, anyone can use this as a lockscreen! just reblog it if you do!

[longrangearcher]

pov: you just saw my new lockscreen

[malusvalley]

I'd like to imagine they go overboard helping Gorgug find Mary-Ann's number. After the last panel Riz has to remind them they haven't actually found the number yet.

[spinabifidaoccultist-deactivate]

[vishya-vilulf]

Pictures like this are so important! I wish I would have seen more of this when I was younger. I’d have been more receptive to my body’s need for mobility aids if I had seen it in a positive light like this.

[oddthesungod]

Everything's fine! 😇

[rustandruin]

the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

[longrangearcher]

I Hate Oranges

I hate oranges

The tough peel, the sticky juice

I hate that white pulp inside you have to remove to be able eat.

I hate how I need to dig my nails into the peel to open them

And how that stains my nail an almost yellow color

How the smell that sticks around no matter how many times I wash my hands.

And It's not even that I hate how oranges smell

it's just the fact that everything I try to eat after that smells just like oranges.

I don't know how someone could ever bring them every day

But still I sit here

Eating my orange scented sandwich

hoping you never learn to peel them

[longrangearcher]

How are you?

How are you feeling?

As if sorrow himself hath thrown his poor self apon mine own heart and sobbed

Like I should stumble under the weight of this creature that squeezes around the tender and beating amalgamation of my life's blood, straining to keep me afloat

That's what I would say if I really tried to describe this weight in my chest

But it's not your fault nor your problem I'm so dramatic

I'm doing fine thanks for asking

How are you this fine day?

[blueboxbeagle]

By LabradoriteKing on Pinterest

[fuckyeahdwarffortress]

A handy guide for your Jewellers and Gem Cutters.

I accept payment in trillion-cut black diamonds.

Chop chop.

[writing-prompt-s]

Useful!

[aphoticfirefly]

In this world it's just us, you know it's not the same as it was..

[polarsirens]

you’re my best friend.

[polarsirens]

Beautiful. Majestic. BAM!

[polarsirens]

Blimey.

[a-somewhat-wiser-sicilian]

One thing I appreciate about the D20 fanart community is they can take fucking ANYTHING and make it actually kind of poignant, or at the very least seem that way.