Call me Saint Victory

I face planted in the dirt. "There are no men like me, only me"

[visenyaism]

who are your favorite dragons

definitive and ontologically correct dragon ranking:

28. Vermithor- as with any list about the Targaryens, anything related to Jaehaerys goes last. I hate him. I hate that this dragon is misogynistic.

27. Meraxes- LOSERRRRRR GET DORNE’D

26. Taraxes- literally who.

25. Arrax- I kind of have nothing to say except for that I guess feeding Vhagar counts as doing something useful for the community

24. Morning- pink. 💖🌸🏳️‍⚧️🌷🩰If fire and blood were good, we would have some really awesome commentary on how the last dragon left is seen as purely ornamental and pretty and abstractly symbolic like how women and girls are in feudal society, especially after the dance like look at daenaera. But no.

23. Grey Ghost- hardly knew you but you were shy and wild.

22. Meleys- this one loses points with me because I always spell it wrong. I always think it’s Maelys and have been pronouncing it French. She also did dragon 9/11 on the show which was from a narrative perspective kind of stupid and you know, from an ethical perspective, never forget.

21. Shrykos- killed during the revolution. historically progressive death

20. Quicksilver- good name for a dragon. It’s a shame someone crashed this sports car into a lake.

19. Syrax- kind of a nothingburger I fear. Rhaenyra needed a cooler dragon Syrax doesn’t look super cute or do a lot.

18. Stormcloud- poor little guy

17. Viserion- I like that he has the personality of a baby more than the other two it’s cute

16. Drogon- prototypical dragon, even if he has a stupid name. Mommy’s favorite child.

15. Rhaegal- it wasn’t nice when he killed Quentyn but I understand him.

14. Morghul- theeee concept of a toddler girl being like my dragon is named death god :) is precious to me. I wish Jaehaera had lived.

13. Seasmoke- gay and boring. like me

12. Vermax- it was really upsetting when he slowly drowned on my television :(

11. Silverwing- i’m not gonna lie I kind of forgot she survived the Dance. I really hope that she left some eggs in the nightfort for someone to find at a pivotal moment. I think that would be awesome. And I really like Ulf right now. Maybe she will fly him to get an ale with the lads.

10. Moondancer- only real mission being a 16-year-old girl escaping being grounded and immediately deciding to become a suicide bomber is commendable.

9. Tessarion- pretty blue dragon. a southern belle.

8. The Last Dragon- tragic and poetic and born wrong.

7. The Cannibal- I like that this one’s just the symbolism dragon running around and I also really like that no one ever claimed her but she DID come up to salute Corlys Velaryon at his funeral.

6. Dreamfyre- Most useful as an uber to various lesbian hookups which was really important of her to do.

5. Balerion- kind of a nothingburger when he was Aegon’s, but an everything bagel as Maegor, Aerea, and Viserys’ dragon. Unknowable force of destruction that longs to return to a home he can never see again

4. Sunfyre- sparkly and gold AND a real cockroach of a lizard he REFUSES to die EVER Sunfyre PRETTY Sunfyre YOUNGER AND MORE BEAUTIFUL Sunfyre UNBEATABLE

3. Sheepstealer- I am endeared. Was legit upset when all the purebred private school dragons ganged up on her on house of the dragon

2. Vhagar- MAMA

1. Caraxes- I love his noodly body and fucked up song because he has a deviated septum that makes the other dragons not like him. What has Caraxes beat out Vhagar for me is that in Fire and Blood she transitions for the battle of the God’s Eye they hard switch to she/her pronouns with zero explanation and it is so epic.

[ladystoneshart]

the winds of winter tomorrow

[ladystoneshart]

its appears I may have misinterpreted the signs r'hllor sent me through the flames

[chasoc]

[a-somewhat-wiser-sicilian]

rewatching the first season of game of thrones is such a trip with the context of everything else you know about what's happening at the time. Like of course you see most of the grand plot threads from Ned's perspective and he as well as the audience need to be led a but but it can be really funny watching the scheming movers and shakers of King's Landing talk to Lord Eddard Stark like they're Dora the Explorer waiting for the kid in front of the screen to point out where swiper is.

[ladystoneshart]

the winds of winter tomorrow

[carolsturka]

how it feels to talk about anything at all

[eroscestlavie]

[carolsturka]

how it feels to talk about anything at all

[eroscestlavie]

[visenyaism]

We are Criston coleeeeee we caaaarryyy the flaaaame

[medeapalatyna]

Ormund Hightower is now canonically the second greatest hair colourist in Planetos after Daario Naharis

[goldcrescent]

First day on the job and I’m getting my long awaited vengeance against my father’s evil vizier but it turns out no one else knows how to do his job so I need to at least hire an accountant because I’m too rich to understand the concept of a budget, but we scared off the city’s comptroller who hid all our liquid assets and told only the master of laws, who we beheaded without checking on that and a rat crawls up my pant leg. So I try to at least call over some pest control but my stupid chud brother already killed all of them because they killed his son because our other brother killed MY son. So now we’re overrun by rats and I pivot to taking some petitions and this lady that looks strangely like my siblings’ mom (why?) tells me we’re out of food because of the blockade I put in place. So I ask my husband’s ex, who is on my cabinet because I’m kind of fucking her because of my complex about not being my father’s son, and she asks what my dad would do. So I do what my dad would do and ask a sad woman I’ve locked in my house, but she’s mad at me because I killed her dad. So I try to handle both the rat and the budget problem by making my entire merchant class eat the rats and sending my corrupt police force to rob their houses and now all my merchants are both pissed off and absolutely going to tell everyone the blockade was my fault. So I ask MY evil vizier what I should do but he’s mad at me because I won’t legitimize his peasant sons, one of which has one of my nukes and I just publicly humiliated twice. So I leave to consider if I should kill my littlest brother to relieve some stress, except another one of my fathers’ evil viziers’ evil fruit relatives tricked me and this isn’t any of my brothers. So I walk away with no one for protection except the chief of the aforementioned police force who I just encouraged to seize the property of nobles and we get stopped by one of my other nuke holding peasants who asks why he hasn’t gotten a paycheck in 4 months, and I tell him I’m broke as shit in front of the aforementioned corrupt police chief, who is also on the payroll that I don’t have. So I give up and circle back to my vice president and he thinks for a few minutes and then asks if I’ve tried bombing Iran

[sexchangedotcom]

some people see their posting as court jester-esque while other view themselves as scribes. im a horse galloping through a field. the knight on top of me, my friend, is bleeding out. hunched forward. the weight of it on my neck is soothing. he was wounded by the other knight. the one i take him to meet after dark, in the same secluded bit of forest even when it's cold out. they hold each other and call each other lover. my friend wasn't wearing his armour and the sword went right through. but it wasn't easy. the other knight was crying too. i'm writing this down on the computer. it isn't easy. this keyboard wasn't made for hooves

[sexchangedotcom]

bro last night was a love letter to the genre

[ladystoneshart]

unironically I think this might be my favourite dragon design in anything ever like this thing looks like it's a part of nature not someone's prize horse/nuclear weapon

[a-somewhat-wiser-sicilian]

It's awesome!!!! He's a mutt!!! Free Dog doing Free Dog shit (burning Velaryon fleets)

[ladystoneshart]

HOTD TONIGHT HOTD TONIGHT HOTD TONIGHT!!!!!!

[lelif]

on survival

-// @aridante // @orivu // @buzzkillgirls // ? // ? // richard siken// @cemeterything // moomin, tove jansson// @disenchanted-killjoy // isn't that enough, shawn mendes// @ prettytheyswag on twitter// @ coletyumuch on twitter// ? // ? // bird by bird, anne lamott// undertale// @strawberrycircuits

[leathernerve]

i miss my wife

[ceruleanheaven]

bad media will piss you off good media will heal your soul bad media that couldve been good will ruin your life forever