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Anons: I want to talk to you but I’m really nervous! I’d message you but I don’t want to bother you! You seem intimidating!

Me:

thenib

From Matt Lubchansky.

e-by

Friendly reminder for trump fans who don’t understand the idea of a hyperbole: threatening someone like this is actually illegal and if you do they can punch you as self defense :)

whitepeopletwitter

lostsometime

“kid is scared because the armed guard at her school isn’t the armed guard she’s used to” is a particular flavor of horrifying i never imagined, but there it is and here we are

ladyshinga

if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here

elisamaza

this screenshot leaves out the best part of the character design

guy fieri couture

blapis-blazuli

I think we’re not seeing the bigger picture here which is that Disney has a dating sim app, if Iago is in it then who the fuck else is in it

dirhwangdaseul-archived

I cannot stress this enough, but, what the fuck

unpretty

nootofboot

I feel like it should be clarified that the sexy anime husband next to Iago is not, in fact, Jafar.

That’s Jafar’s staff.

catparazzi

HIS WHAT ???

actualaster

This post is a new punch in the face every time I see it

treygotguap

ruby-white-rabbit

I saw a clip but idk what it's from. Something about a red radio demon? He had like an old announcer sounding radio voice and was red with fangs? There was swearing. It's a new show.

wolfoflightandearth

Hazbin hotel

Give it a watch you wont regret it @ruby-white-rabbit

ruby-white-rabbit

YEAH THATS THE BITCH

redcabooze-moved-deactivated202

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

vampiredick

telemitosis-moved

My front teeth are for biting and tearign and my back teeth are for grinding and chewing!!!! Fuck!!!!!

bare1ythere

When you see a really good post but there’s some form of guilt tripping to reblog it added on at the end

(ID: A screenshot of Marge from the Simpsons looking dismally at the camera with one arm raised. A caption underneath her reads “It’s true, but I’m not reblogging it.” End ID)

wheezel

Me: overall agrees with and is interested in post

Post: “But I bet you’re just gonna skip past this bc you don’t care 😒”

Me:

mostlysignssomeportents

The Pegleg: an implanted, meshing, networked mass-storage device that you sew into your skin

New biohacking from the Four Thieves Vinegar Collective (previously): the Pegleg, a stripped-down Piratebox (previously) based on a Raspberry Pi 0 with needless components removed and an extra wifi card soldered on.

The whole thing is coated in an implant-safe material and sewn under your skin, where it can be powered by an external battery that uses an induction coil to transmit power to it.

Like a regular Piratebox, the Pegleg is a meshing file-server that you fill with any files you want to share or keep, and which can be fetched from nearby wifi-enabled devices.

Unlike the Piratebox, the Pegleg can’t be (easily) confiscated at a border crossing or other checkpoint, and the Constitutionality of compelling disclosure of keys or logins is more complex and muddled (possibly to the benefit of the bearer) than with other devices.

The device measures 2.56" x 1.18" x 0.196" and has so little metal that it hasn’t set off airport metal detectors in field tests.

The first Pegleg was implanted in Lepht Anonym, and at least two other people have been implanted since.

The creators liken it to Johnny Mnemonic’s implant in the William Gibson story and film of the same name, and speculate that it could be used to transport data that the bearer couldn’t decrypt.

https://boingboing.net/2019/08/12/purloined-letters.html

wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva

4TV really out here helping us be high-tech lowlifes in preparation for the coming cyberpunk dystopia huh

necronomiconiclasm

Johnny Mnemonic is peak Keanu also and everybody should watch that movie

wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva

If you watch the movie, not only do you get to watch Keanu Reeves do that thing that he does, but also you won’t have to read the book. Win-win.

goldencommon

Blitzchung, a professional Hearthstone gamer, was given a one-year suspension and had his prize money retracted.

After winning a pro match two days ago, Blitzchung said “Liberate Hong Kong, revolution of our times!” on stream.

Displaying true corporate cowardice, Blizzard has responded by banning Blitzchung for a year and taking back his Grand Masters prize money. Oh yeah, they also fired the two casters who interviewed Blitzchung on stream.

FUCKING COWARDS

FREE HONG KONG

lonnimcloven

It

dankmemeuniversity

viostormcaller

Fuck this post I just did exactly that at this

trainthief

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response

trainthief

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved

koroleva-dvastolba

Literally no one:

Not a single soul:

Male authors:

youthbookreview

[Image text from a novel:

"I like your mother. You have your mother's breasts."

"Her breasts."

"Great stand-up tits," he said.]

jelloapocalypse

sorry I think we’re sleeping on

This author is either writing a parody or they’re an alien

chaosparalegal

@starberry-cupcake your tags are epic and belong up here, okay

ndiecity-deactivated20241101

I love how there are two versions of this post now, one that's "ugh why do we let men write stories" and another that's "actually this is a book where the main character is a rich person who, as we all know, don't know how to act fucking normal"