Till we meet again, John

Phil, 20, Australia ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ Bad at video games, good at loving life.              Occasionally Acceptable Boy

[gharibajameel]

i wish you could download mods for movies. i want to watch the thing (1982) but with kurt russel in a baby slut t shirt and camo capris

[gharibajameel]

[femcassidy]

[id: unfortunately, its kurt russel in the thing (1982) wearing a baby slut tshirt and camo capris.]

[gharibajameel]

noone in this house appreciates anything i do

[thebigblackwolfe]

I mean this is tea I love myself too much to fuck uglies

[thebigblackwolfe]

Morally good got that wagon? Can you make moral goodness clap? I think the fuck not my good bitch

[ororomunroedontpullout]

You heard it here first, bisexiis have no innate moral compass

[trainwreckbisexual]

i only fuck evil people with fat asses

[ammnontet]

“it’s okay, lil fella! c’mere! it’s just us, the limp bizkits!”

[hardsnake]

[thebloodisthelife]

[roll1uptwice]

[hydro-homies]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

you, intelligent: you gotta talk to them if you want them to be interested in you! you gotta show interest =)

me, stupid:

fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me  fall in love with me  fall in love with me  fall in love with me  fall in love with me  fall in love with me  fall in love with me  fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me f

[aidashakur]

I think a tattoo would make me feel better

[grath]

[yahenni]

Flanos

Flanos

Flanos

[yahenni]

[reesespuffsofficial]

[antikristt]

[shitispuffinup-deactivated20190]

I love this title because it implies that Mountain Dew is not typically edible, but rather it is some kind of poison

[8bitmickey]

1 calorie per ball sack

[pancakeke]

another fun night of quiplash

[valtsv]

my entire life is an example of idiot plot

[valtsv]

[torchlake]

I’m running a DnD campaign with my siblings and mom, who are all big MythBusters fans, so obviously I made Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage NPCs. Adam is a human and Jamie (JAM13) is a robot. Adam claims to have built JAM13, and is not satisfied with his inability to emote properly, but is very satisfied with his walrus-like facial hair. JAM13, however, claims to have grown Adam from a test tube and named him after the biblical figure, and says he is “clearly a very primitive approximation of a human being.” Insight checks on who is lying are useless because both of them fully believe they’re telling the truth.

[the-weaver-of-worlds]

You’re doing the Gods’ work my dude

[spooky-catboy-angel]

what’s the truth op

[torchlake]

[minicy]

This post gets better knowing that Adam and Jamie can’t fucking stand each other

[diasporapoet-deactivated2020010]