lost in boxes outside tesco

“omega boner” - handsome jack, tales from the borderlands (telltale games 2015) Imagine being such a loser that you see a word that originated from Ancient Greek and think it has something to do with supernatural fanfic. That would be super embarrassing

[omegaboner]

And just so you know ocelot also sounds like oscillate because he spins his guns. I truly aspire to the level of genius that Kojima embodies

[cobythinks]

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

[omegaboner]

I saw a license plate today that said H8MARX. I was actually a little impressed by the dedication

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫

[birdplushie]

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

[omegaboner]

I let a centipede in my bathtub live and then found out it’s national be nice to bugs day. I’ve officially celebrated the holiday

[xalatath]

IMPORTANT

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[auroroboros1]

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

[spacepetals]

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

[ape-of-naples]

interact with kitty cat to recover sanity meter

[asph-yxia]

[draconym]

When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military

[thegrindingwheel]

So heroic posters showing trashmen battling allegorical monsters? I'm down.

[draconym]

Yeah but that's just the beginning. I also want Sanitation Worker Discounts at every business and blockbuster movie propaganda glorifying sanitation work. I want random people to salute garbage collectors and thank them for their service. I want drivers who get impatient with the recycling truck and honk at it and swerve around it to become social pariahs

[anasabdin]

Black Pearl

[omegaboner]

I like that sometimes someone will randomly reblog one of my tftbl gifsets from like a decade ago. I need to replay it.

Btw some of you have been following me for a decade this year

[gothredy]

[qqchurch]