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parenting commitment level 3000
apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy
had a panic attack so bad post panic attack calm felt almost the same as post orgasm calm. Makes you think
"Perhaps all pleasure is only relief" -William S Burroughs
Why is this all management literally everywhere
Where's that post about how anticapitalist satire will always get one-upped by like, someone describing their job.
One of the following is a real Magic the Gathering card. The rest are medications with made up epithets.
Ativan, Knight of the Old Way
Biktarvy, Sailer of the Deep
Mounjaro, Titan Awoken
Brilinta, Sun’s Radience
Nurtec, Warden of the Cave
Entresto, Street Mage
Rybelsus, the Defiant
Tepezza, High-Flyer
Farxiga, Ruin of Zendikar
Zepbound, Steadfast Companion
Pantlaza, Sun-Favored
Lyrica, Muse of the Heavens
Reblog to get this out of MTG circles
When the poll is concluded I will reveal the MTG card!
they fucking deleted babehog???
they probably cant love me back in a human or even mammalian sense, but my goldfish with their smooth pea-sized brain have learned to trust that i will make them better when they are sick. i feel like crying about this often
Maybe Princess the tarantula never had anything resembling what we as humans know as emotions, but she still came out of her burrow and up to the glass when we’d talk to her and used to stare at the drawing I’d tape to her terrarium. Maybe she couldn’t even comprehend what we were, but she knew we were there to take care of her. And even if she never showed that sort of curiosity or trust we’d still love her.
Idk if Munchie the praying mantis felt love for me, but I do know he trusted me enough to climb onto my hand when offered and was comfortable with allowing me to carry him places despite me being absolutely massive in comparison to him. So that's close enough in my book.
'The Imperium is the only way humanity can survive in 40k' The Imperium is WHY humanity is doomed in 40k.
The whole point is that their stupid fascist take over and genocide of 99% of xenos races that could have potentially been allies resulted in them being stuck alone with the other 1% of races that are brutal and terrifying enough to survive as mortal enemies.
The whole point is that their stupid facist empire is so rotten to the core, so miserable and empty in fullfilment that people willingly sell their souls to one of four super satans and their color coded hells just to HAVE something else.
The whole point is that their stupid fascist philosophy will regularly kneecap any attempts at reform or efficency, even if it's an outright improvement with no holds bar because they are so backwards and zealous they would rather scream heresy and demand executions.
It is a rotting empire, trapped in a hell of its own making, with no way out and slowly crumbling from within and without. And GOOD for that too.
Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone
DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"
I got a wrong number text on whatsapp from an active US Marine and his profile pic was Chill Guy wearing a United States military uniform
just a chill guy who wants to commit war crimes and/or booty call
You're not immune to being the bully btw. You're not immune to being in the wrong
"But i'm-" there is no identity or state of being that makes you immune to hurting someone. You can be convinced that you are in the right for doing so. You can be convinced that you're defending someone by doing so. You have always got to examine if you're taking pleasure in hurting someone or if you're actually doing something good.
[Image text: there's actually no political label or identity that absolves you of doing harm.]
Even if you are completely indifferent or even negative on porn you need to understand that having to give sites like discord or tumblr your ID or picture to verify your age is really, really bad with regards to privacy and cybersecurity.
That stuff can and will get leaked or stolen. It happens regularly, and then it can be used to dox you, steal your identity, and more.
the best fruits are hardest to open
this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it
TIL the reason you don’t find much Lyme’s Disease in California is not because we don’t have Ticks, or Lyme Disease Vectors; but rather: because the Western Fence Lizard (if you live anywhere in California this is your regular Garden Variety Lizard) has adapted a passive immune response that makes their blood lethal to Lyme Disease Bacteria. Any Tick that feeds on one gets its gut cleansed of Lyme Disease as a side effect.
Fucking neat.
i do think theres something sad about how largely only the literature that's considered especially good or important is intentionally preserved. i want to read stuff that ancient people thought sucked enormous balls
Time to take this post entirely too seriously:
I often wonder if this is why you so commonly see the sentiment that we are in an era of uniquely bad literature, or at least that the fact that most books don't have artistic aspirations and are not aiming to be anything other than mindless entertainment is new. In fact what's new is the idea that everything is worth preserving (and also the internet making it easier to preserve it). The dumb artistically unambitious trash books of the past have survived only sporadically, because people thought of them as literally disposable.
When I was in college I had a professor who was an expert on detective fiction. He had a longstanding beef with the idea that "Murders in the Rue Morgue" was the first detective story. He thought that it seemed way too polished to be inventing a new genre, and also that the whole orangutan business had the vibe of someone subverting preexisting audience expectations and maybe engaging in a bit of stealth parody. With the help of some student volunteers, he went trawling through old magazines and newspapers and found hundreds of detective stories from the early 1800s that just hadn't garnered enough individual attention to be remembered. This was because most of them sucked balls. He created an online archive of them, so you too can read these mostly terrible stories.